A Man of Samples. Something about the men he met "On the Road"Maher, William H.
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A Man of Samples. Something about the men he met "On the Road"
Maher, William H.
Traveling sales personnel -- Fiction
Just then a clerk came in and handed him a slip of paper, which I
recognized as a special report from the mercantile agency. He excused
himself while he read it. “This beats the Turks,” said he to me.
“I never knew a time when it was so difficult to get reports of the
standing of retail dealers that you could tie to. My man sends in an
order from J. C. K., Burlington, and he says: 'This man has a nice
stock of goods and his neighbors say he is worth $5,000, and is good for
anything he buys.' Dun does not quote him at all, so I asked for special
report, and here it is:
J. C. K., Burlington, has been in business here since 1880; came from
Kokomo, where he failed and paid 40 cents on the dollar; is married,
age about 42, habits good. Claims to have stock of $2,200, and to owe
not to exceed $600. Is doing fair business, but his personal expenses
are rather high, and it is said he is close run for ready means.
Thought safe for small amounts, but bill should not be allowed to
lapse.
“Now this and my salesman's report don't tally very closely. Here is
another case. My man sells John Johnes, of Dubuque, and writes: 'He has
a grocery well stocked; says stock is worth $3,000, and no debts. His
neighbors say he is sound as wheat.' But when Dun's report comes in it
says:
Is a married man. Been in business alone and with partners for
several years; means limited and estimated worth $500 to $800. Is
regarded as an honest man, and it is believed he will do for a
limited line.
“Now I don't like an honest man who is worth $500 to $800, according to
Dun, but who tells my man he is worth $3,000.”
“You can usually depend on Dun, can't you?”
“Yes, I think they sin on the right side; they are apt to make a man out
as bad as they can. Here is one of their reports, as an instance:
F. Keef, saloon and grocery. He appears to be doing a good business;
is in debt, but to what extent are not able to say. Had some claims
against him here, but think he will pay. Has some energy and push in
business. Has no real estate so far as known, and not considered
sound financially.
“You would not care to sell a man on such a report, would you? Yet that
man is one of the best paying men on our books.”
“Do not your salesmen call on the banks?”
“Yes, I suppose they do, but let me tell you that banks are the biggest
liars in existence. They often say a man is good when they know exactly
to the contrary. My man sent in an order from L. Loeby, of LaGro,
Kentucky; he wrote, 'Loeby is a sharp buyer, and said to be good. I
called at the bank and they said he was A No. 1, and good for anything
he buys.' Well, I got a report from Dun, and here it is:
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