A Man of Samples. Something about the men he met "On the Road"Maher, William H.
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A Man of Samples. Something about the men he met "On the Road"
Maher, William H.
Traveling sales personnel -- Fiction
“You may judge so when I assure you that I remember it vividly and
kindly to this day, and shall always do so. He could not have been more
cordial to the head of the largest house he dealt with. 'Cordial,' mind
you; not simply polite or pleasant. I was made to feel that I had paid
him a compliment by calling upon him; that everything about the place
was at my disposal; and that I could do him a still greater favor by
permitting him to do something more for me. Now that was real kindness
of heart; it was genuine courtesy, and I went back to my hotel not
caring a continental d--m whether the clerk saw me or not.”
“Did you make other calls?”
“Yes; the next day I called on a dozen houses, more or less, and was
pleasantly met everywhere; I remember that; but I don't recall the name
of a single one of them! You can see by this, from the distinctness with
which I recall everything connected with my visit to Mr. Wiebusch, what
a relief to me his kindness was.”
“Do you still go to the Hoffman?”
“Not a bit of it. When next I went to New York I was partner in the
house and the Cosmopolitan or French's were plenty good enough for me
then.”
“Are there many men on the road now that were traveling then?”
“Not a great many. Sam Disston was here to-day; he's one of the old
stand-bys, and he doesn't look a day older now. These red whiskered
men have the advantage of such fellows as you and I. I've grown gray in
spots, but here's Sam still as red as when he first came out snapping
a Disston saw. I'd like to have Sam to myself some Sunday afternoon and
get him to tell the ups and downs of his goods. Henry used to talk saw
and shout saw and swear saw, but he always sold them. I hung on to Spear
& Jackson about as long as anyone did in this section, but I had to
finally give in, and I was an ass for not taking hold of the Disston saw
sooner.”
“It's a high-priced saw, isn't it?”
“The Disston factory makes all kinds of saws. Look at this saw--pretty
neat, isn't it? Full size, 26-inch blade; good handle; what do you
suppose it is worth?”
“I know nothing of saws; I couldn't guess.”
“Yes, you can guess. You know whether it looks worth 5 cents or $5.”
“Well, say $1.50.”
“That's close. You are a good guesser on saws. I buy that of Disston for
$3 per dozen.”
“What! A Disston saw?”
“I didn't say a Disston saw. It is made by Disston, but their name is
not on it, nor is it any such quality as they would brand with their
name. But they have a tremendous trade in goods on which their name
never appears. I guess they are the largest saw manufacturers in the
world.”
“Disston must have an easy job.”
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