Yorkshire (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
"A fine old place it is, too," said Griff, thoughtfully.
"It's like a sight of other fine old places hereabouts, sir--gone to
wrack an' ruin. Ay, I mind th' time when there war more Widdops at
Gorsthet nor old Thomas: he war nobbut a young 'un' then, an' I war
nobbut a young 'un, an' there war three as bonny lasses--sisters o'
Thomas's--as ever stepped i' shoe leather used to cross th' Gorsthet
doorstuns day in an' day out. But they're all owered wi', is th'
Widdops, an' I misdoubt th' owd spot will be selled, so to say, for th'
price of a pint."
"There's no telling. Well, Crabtree, your whisky has set me up again,
and I think it's about time I was off."
"Afore ye go, sir, there's a bit of a matter I wanted to tell ye on.
Happen ye've forgetten Joe Strangeways?"
Griff perceptibly changed colour.
"Not likely," he said brusquely.
"Meaning no offence, Mr. Lummax--me that hes known ye, man an' boy,
these thirty year. But he's getting forrarder i' drink, is Joe, an'
there comes a time when drink 'ull mak th' softest mammy's lad i' th'
land shape courageous-like. He's a wind-bag, says t' others; but I've
getten my own notions about that, an' he swears at ye summat fearful,
sir, nowadays--says he'll hev your life; an' a mak o' foul-mouthed
words he's getten to say it in. I'd advise ye to hev a care, an' that's
what I set out to tell ye, sir."
"It's good of you to bother, Crabtree--but you can trust me to look
after myself. Good day."
"Short an' sharp, as th' gentry allus is when their women-folk is in
case. Nay, nay, they're kittle cattle, is women, an' kittle they mak
their men; an' I _should_ hev a right to know," muttered Crabtree, as
he strolled into the kitchen to watch the fourth of his wives rolling
out the dough for a gooseberry-pasty.
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