Yorkshire (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
"Have I put my foot in it? I'm beastly sorry if I have; I always was
too lazy to think before I spoke. Was it--er--a bit serious?"
"Any man who speaks against _my wife_ runs the risk of getting his neck
broken."
Dereham changed colour; but he held out his hand with unaffected
regret, and--
"Old fellow," said he, "I hadn't the least idea. You'd better kick me
and have done with it."
Griff took the proffered hand and tried to laugh.
"All right, Dereham; only, I wish you hadn't."
"Well, yes; I fancy we both do. Coming, Rover, boy!" This to the
pointer, who, after much uneasiness, had started off on his own account
with a very business-like air.
Dereham, glad of a break in the discomfort, followed hard after the
dog. Presently Rover put up a brace, and Dereham claimed one with each
barrel. He returned to his former seat, and Rover brought the birds to
him, eyeing him the while with encouraging approval.
"I've made my peace with Rover," said Dereham, nodding lazily at the
dog. "You never saw his equal for intelligence, Lomax. Before I sighted
you this morning, he put up three almost under my nose, and I missed
with both barrels. And that dog just turned his head round and said to
me, as plain as could be, 'What a fool of a shot _you_ are.' But I've
retrieved my good name, haven't I, old boy?"
Rover implied an affirmative with his tail, and Dereham, for lack of
certainty as to how he should proceed with his friend, began to stuff
the grouse slowly into his game-bag.
"Well?" said Griff at length.
"Exactly. I was thinking that you've improved since I last saw you.
By Jove, I like the way you flashed out on me just now! You're like
a horse that has been out to grass for a month. Honestly, Lomax, I'm
confoundedly glad you have dropped the Ogilvie nonsense. You didn't
seem either excited or surprised when I told you how near she is at
this moment."
"What is it? There shall the eagles be gathered together--something.
You were always the alternate string to her bow."
"Ah, well, I find her excellent comedy, and that is the most you can
expect from any woman. That was what irritated me, you know, when you
took her in such screaming sincerity. You won't mind my saying, will
you, that you were an astonishing fool in that particular?"
"I shan't mind in the least. I like it."
"Too much fetch and carry, too little compensation, unless you took
it funnily. The fair Sybil was altogether too fond of pets in the old
days."
"Has she changed particularly?"
Dereham grinned pleasantly at his friend.
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