"Are you all through?" Norman asked. "Well, then, listen to me. I’m
not going to skip. I’m not going to let up on that scoundrel. I’m not
going to ’quit’! Not for a minute! I’d be on my way to the City Hall
marriage bureau already, if old law-books here didn’t say I needed the
consent of Nina’s mother. If you want to be helpful—produce a
mother-in-law. Buy the old lady, kidnap her, club her—anything—but
produce her in a consenting frame of mind. If you don’t want to
help—run along. I’ll turn the trick myself. It’s a cinch. We’ll give
ourselves up and be married in the Tombs."
The lawyer tried to say something, but Norman was looking at me.
"All right," I said. "I’ll fix that. Don’t take any chances by going
out of this private room. As soon as I snare the old lady, I’ll
telephone. It may be a long hunt, but sit tight."
It was not a long hunt. The Old Man, never dreaming that a rich young
man like Benson would cut the Gordian knot by marrying a prostitute, had
not taken the precaution of hiding the mother. I found her dozing in
front of her fruit store. She had not heard of Nina for several months,
until the night before when they had made her sign the affidavit about
her age. She would have consented to Nina’s murder for fifty dollars,
the marriage was arranged for ten.
When she had made her mark on a legal paper drawn up by the lawyer, we
sent Guiseppe home to prepare lunch and entertain the police. He was
not to tell them anything, except that we would be back soon. Norman
and Nina, the lawyer and I, rode down to the City Hall in a closed
carriage. It rather startled me, the speed with which they tied the
knot. Back at the Teepee we found a detective and a policeman. There
was a tableau.
"Good day, gentlemen," Norman said. "Allow me to present you to Mrs.
Benson."
He handed the certificate to the detective.
"Now," he said, when the man had read it, "get out. And look here—you
policeman. Tell your captain that my wife has been brutally attacked in
his precinct. It’s up to him to protect her. Tell him that if I have
to commit murder, it will be his fault."
Half an hour later, while we were eating, the telephone rang. It was
the Old Man.
"Hello," he said. "Give them my congratulations. Say. You beat me to
it in great shape. Too bad you ain’t in politics. I’d like to have you
on my staff. And say—Blackie has gone on a railroad journey for his
health. Now you fellows ain’t going to be nasty are you and make me pay
that five thousand dollars bail? The club’s got a new president. He’s
just been round to see me, says the boys are sorer than hell over the
job you put up on them. I told him to keep the lid on. I says to him,
’Those two young gentlemen are my friends.’ You are, ain’t you?"
"Well," I said, "when I’ve got what I want, I quit fighting. Forgotten
all about that case. The only thing which might remind me of it, would
be the sight of Blackie’s face."
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