Then a Frenchman, with carefully groomed beard and equally carefully
groomed cynicism, said I was a sentimentalist. He told us that he was a
"positivist." He referred frequently to Auguste Compte—a philosopher
whom I had up till that moment always regarded very highly. My
mawkishness he felt was a most regrettable incident in a scientific
assembly. Criminology unless it could be reduced to an exact science
like mineralogy or mathematics was no science at all. He ended up by
telling us that he was glad to report that the sentimental objections to
corporal punishment were rapidly dying out in France and that there was
every prospect of the cat-o’-nine-tails being reintroduced into their
prisons in the near future. What that had to do with my subject I could
not see.
How to reply to such critics? It was not only the difficulty of
language. Somehow I was oppressed with loneliness. I was a barbarian,
an outlandish person among them. In their thoughts they were
"officials," they were "pillars of society"—what Norman scornfully
called "the best people." It was a stupid mistake which had brought me
before them. They knew nothing about crime, except a jumble of words.
They never would.
And so—being weary of soul—I said, that as far as I had understood, they
were all against me except the gentleman from England. I wanted as far
as possible to repudiate his attitude. I protested against the
blasphemy of his archbishop. I was no churchman, but I could not find
heart to blame the Deity for our outrageous human injustice. I was
sorry that he believed in a God so immoral as to exercise special acts
of grace to keep him and me out of prison. I felt that a better motto
for prison reform would be—"There but for pure luck, go we."
This was taken as a witty sally by everyone but the English delegates
who understood what I said and we adjourned to a state reception at the
Quirinal; there was a dinner afterwards given by the Italian prison
society. The congress reconvened the next day at two in the afternoon.
The subject was "Prison Ventilation." I sneaked out and found my way to
The Forum. There I encountered a congenial soul—a youthful guide who
had learned to speak English in New York. We sat down on a piece of
ancient Rome and he told me about his adventures in the new world.
"Ever arrested?" I asked.
"Twict."
"In the Tombs?"
"Sure," he said with a broad grin. "Fer a fight."
I engaged him for the rest of my stay in Rome. He led me to a little
restaurant near-by and after supper we sat in the very top gallery of
the Coliseum and talked about Mulberry Square. So I missed the dinner
tendered us by the municipality.
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