"What reform man can we get to run in his place?" Maynard asked.
"Hell!" Benson said. "We haven’t time to nominate anybody—election is
only a week off. I don’t care who’s elected so we put Root out of
business."
"Well, but," Maynard protested, "we don’t want to throw the influence of
the settlement in favor of Tammany Hall."
"We don’t need to. There must be some other candidates—Socialist or
Prohibition—just so he isn’t a red-light grafter."
"There isn’t any Prohibition ticket," I said. "The Socialist candidate
is named Lipsky."
"All right," said Benson, "we’ll elect Lipsky."
Maynard went up in the air. Help elect a Socialist! He did not believe
in political assassinations.
"Oh, devil!" Benson snapped. "Would you rather see one of these cadet
politicians in office than an honest working man? I don’t know who this
man Lipsky is, like as not a fool who sees visions. But the Socialists
never nominate crooks. What we want is an honest man."
Maynard, however, did not believe in community of wives, felt it
necessary to protect the sanctity of the home—even at the cost of
prostitution. And so he left us.
I wish I could remember half the things Benson said about Maynard after
he had deserted us. I have seldom seen anything more invigorating than
Benson mad. But he did not let his indignation interfere with business.
It was far along towards morning, but he set to work at once. He wrote
to Lipsky promising to support him, and then began sketching cartoons
and posters.
One was a picture of Root selling a girl in "parlor clothes" to "The Old
Man." Another read:
"VOTE FOR LIPSKY
if you have a daughter!
If you vote Democratic, you
Vote for the RED LIGHTS!
If you vote Republican, you
Vote for the CADETS!
VOTE THE SOCIALIST TICKET, and you
VOTE FOR DECENCY!"
But the best were a series:
"ASK ROOT
where he was on the evening of September Third?"
"ASK ROOT
what business he had with the Old Man?"
"ASK ROOT
how much he got?"
Having mailed the letter to Lipsky and sent off the copy to the printer,
we turned in just at sun-up.
We were awakened a few hours later by the arrival of a socialist
committee. There was Dowd, a Scotch carpenter; Kaufmann, a brewery
driver, and Lipsky, the candidate. He was a Russian Jew, and had been a
professor in the old country. He could speak very little English, but
he had served a long term of exile in the Siberian prison mines.
The socialists had no idea of winning the election. The campaign was for
them only a demonstration, a couple of months when they had larger
audiences at their soap-box meetings. They were suspicious of us.
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