Kinney laughed. “Well, I guess folks of sedentary pursuits, like you and
me, don't need it; but these fellows that stamp round in the snow all day,
they want something to keep their imagination goin'. And I guess pie does
it. Anyway, they can't seem to get enough of it. Ever try apples when you
was at work? They say old Greeley kep' his desk full of 'em; kep' munchin'
away all the while when he was writin' his editorials. And one of them
German poets--I don't know but what it was old Gutty himself--kept _rotten_
ones in _his_ drawer; liked the smell of 'em. Well, there's a good deal of
apple in meat-pie. May be it's the apple that does it. _I_ don't know.
But I guess if your pursuits are sedentary, you better take the apple
separate.”
Bartley did not say anything; but he kept a lazily interested eye on Kinney
as he rolled out his piecrust, fitted it into his tins, filled these from
a jar of mince-meat, covered them with a sheet of dough pierced in
herring-bone pattern, and marshalled them at one side ready for the oven.
“If fish _is_ any better for the brain,” Kinney proceeded, “they can't
complain of any want of it, at least in the salted form. They get
fish-balls three times a week for breakfast, as reg'lar as Sunday, Tuesday,
and Thursday comes round. And Fridays I make up a sort of chowder for the
Kanucks; they're Catholics, you know, and I don't believe in interferin'
with _any_ man's religion, it don't matter what it is.”
“You ought to be a deacon in the First Church at Equity,” said Bartley.
“Is that so? Why?” asked Kinney.
“Oh, they don't believe in interfering with any man's religion, either.”
“Well,” said Kinney, thoughtfully, pausing with the rolling-pin in his
hand, “there 'a such a thing as being _too_ liberal, I suppose.”
“The world's tried the other thing a good while,” said Bartley, with
cynical amusement at Kinney's arrest.
It seemed to chill the flow of the good fellow's optimism, so that he
assented with but lukewarm satisfaction.
“Well, that's so, too,” and he made up the rest of his pies in silence.
“Well,” he exclaimed at last, as if shaking himself out of an unpleasant
reverie, “I guess we shall get along, somehow. Do you like pork and beans?”
“Yes, I do,” said Bartley.
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