Mrs. Graham-Shute was already looking at them with an unpromising
stare. She had a hatred of shabbily-dressed people, the keener that
it was only by a great effort that she herself escaped that category.
She had been indignant when her husband stopped the landau to speak to
this “person,” and now to have the “person” obtruded upon her notice,
in clothes which did not belong to him, was an outrage to her dignity,
which at once dispelled the good humour which is traditionally supposed
to belong to fat people. If people must invite their humble friends,
they should not ask them to meet guests of greater consideration. It
was extremely awkward and unpleasant, as one didn’t know where to
draw the line between too much civility, which made the humble friend
“presume,” and too little, which might offend one’s host.
In the case of Alfred Marrable, Mrs. Graham-Shute certainly did not err
in the former manner. Her disdain of the poor man, who was just the
sort of weak-minded person to be impressed by her foolish arrogance,
had a crushing effect upon him; so, far from becoming loquacious on the
subject of old times, the poor man could scarcely be prevailed upon to
open his lips at all. The glare of the cold, fish-like eyes, turned
full upon him at dinner--for she sat opposite to him--even took away
the poor man’s appetite; and John Bradfield was able to congratulate
himself that night that the evening had passed off (according to his
views) so well.
The next day was Christmas day, and Alfred Marrable, always under the
watchful eyes of his careful old friend, began it beautifully. He
went to church, was almost pathetically civil and attentive to the
ladies, delighted to carry their prayer-books, and to render them such
small services of a like kind as he could. At luncheon, by which time
Mrs. Graham-Shute had grown sufficiently used to him to ignore him
altogether, he thawed a little, and needed the warning eye of his host
to restrain him from making appropriate Christmas allusions to old
times over his glass of port.
But it was at the Christmas dinner that evening that his discretion
melted away like wax before the fire, and he made up for lost time and
past reticence with a loquacity even more dangerous than John Bradfield
had feared.
He alluded to change of fortune, some for the better, some for the
worse, when they had got as far as the turkey. When they reached the
plum-pudding, he got so far as to remember old friends by the initials
of their names; and he broke down altogether into amiable chatter about
thirty years ago, at the cheese.
John Bradfield frowned, but by this time frowns were thrown away upon
Alfred. Nothing short of taking him by the shoulders and turning him
out of the room would have checked the flow of his half-cheerful,
half-sorrowful, wholly sentimental reminiscences.
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