"My gracious friend, you jump at hasty conclusions. Who talks of
killing, of murder. Faugh! It is a vulgar word. Accidents happen,
here as in Spain; deplorable, fatal accidents. Firearms go off, almost
of themselves; it is sad to think how easily they go off. I could tell
you stories of such miserable fatalities in my own family, but you have
probably heard enough of the ways of the Saloljas for one evening.
Death is very near us always," he continued sententiously. "So near
that the healthiest of us is only just alive. Which of us bears a life
worth an hour's purchase? NONE! And the man who trifles with a
Salolja cannot call the next moment his own. There it is. Accept it
or not, it is the truth, the eternal, bitter, naked truth."
His voice was like a Nasmyth hammer, now pounding, roaring, seeming to
shake the room, now gentle and soft as a shy schoolgirl's. As he
concluded his speech his tone sank into a solemn hush, indicative of
the awesome inevitable. For some moments there was silence in the
room, save for the ticking clock. Then, when the tension had lasted as
long as was desirable, the duke rose, and advancing to the table took
the finest peach in the dish. The flashing had now faded from his
eyes, and the expression on his face was truculently amiable.
"I sincerely hope I have not wearied your excellencies," he observed.
"It has been most condescending and gracious of you to let me explain
myself at such length. A veritable poem of a peach; I have not met its
fellow in England. May I now, since our slight misunderstanding is at
an end, do myself the honour of drinking a glass of wine with your
graces?"
Rousing themselves from the gloomy preoccupation of their discomfiture,
their graces, with a quite futile pretence of ease, hastened to
minister to their undesirable visitor's request. That worthy proceeded
to toss off a couple of bumpers with a relish commensurate with his
long and thirst-giving harangue. "If I ask further for one of your
graces' excellent cigars," he suggested with a pleasantness which could
not seem other than grim, "it is as another proof of how unwilling I am
to bear malice. Ah!" He lighted the cigar and blew out a long cloud
with evident enjoyment.
"Unlike my ancestors I make allowances," he declared significantly.
"Unlike them again, I never strike without warning. Yes," he added,
dropping his voice into a genial tone; "it is perhaps well for us that
we did not live, and in the same relations one to another, a hundred,
two hundred years ago. At least we should not all three be enjoying
these superb cigars."
It was a difficult sentiment for the smarting pair to respond to.
"Just so," was all Peckover, with an awkward laugh, could think of.
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