"Just so," he answered with a start. "Only it's poor fun having your
wedding and your funeral on the same day."
"I do not," Lady Ormstork declared, "understand such pusillanimity.
After all," she urged, "you are man to man. Why should you be more
afraid of the duke than he of you?"
"I've no homicidal traditions in my family," Gage explained.
"A jealous Spaniard is the very devil," supplemented Peckover, whose
experience of foreign temperament was derived from penny serials and
half-crown melodrama.
"Fact is," added Gage, "what I want is a good time, without any fuss or
bother from Spanish dukes or anybody else. I'm willing to do the right
thing, so far as it can be done without friction."
"A somewhat shallow, not to say unromantic, view of life," was Lady
Ormstork's sarcastic comment. "I must confess it never struck me that
the Duc de Salolja carried such terror in his absurd person.
"He carries a revolver on his absurd person," was Peckover's pointed
rejoinder.
"Ulrica will under no circumstances be allowed to marry him, even if
she wants to," the lady declared, changing her tone. "I have announced
to her father that she is going to be Lady Quorn, and am certainly not
going to take upon myself the odium of suggesting that Lord Quorn has
been frightened out of the match by the first ridiculous little
Spaniard who chooses to flourish in his face his family traditions and
a--possibly unloaded--revolver."
"We didn't go into that question," Peckover remarked with a reminiscent
shiver.
"The whole business is too droll," said Lady Ormstork with an amused
smile. "But of course we cannot submit to the duke's impudent
coercion. It is, however, easily obviated. I will take the matter in
hand, since you seem reluctant to do so. I am responsible for dear
Ulrica's welfare and happiness. It is my business to see the sweet
girl does not fall a prey to a foreign fortune-hunter. Yes, dear Lord
Quorn, you may leave the matter with absolute confidence in my hands.
You may depute me, as Mr. Buffkin has already done, to deal with the
Duc de Salolja."
Gage did not receive the assurance in the spirit in which it was so
confidently given. On the contrary he looked more uncomfortable than
ever.
"All very well," he said, after an embarrassed pause, "but the more you
insist on sticking me up the more he'll feel called on to knock me
down. Eh, Percival?"
"Right you are," was Peckover's gloomy response.
"I'll take care of that," Lady Ormstork assured him.
"He won't go for you; he'll go for me," urged Gage.
"Not he. I'll draw him off," said the lady.
"Suppose he won't be drawn off?" suggested Peckover.
"Trust me," replied Lady Ormstork, grandly confident of her powers.
"Diplomacy counts for much."
"Strikes me it will count revolver shots if we aren't careful," said
Gage dryly.
Lady Ormstork drew back her mouth in a pitying smile.
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