"He stopped my horse that was running away with me," Gage explained
chivalrously.
"Oh!" Mr. Doutfire's face hardened, as though that in itself were a
questionable circumstance, and made the doubtful record worse. "Well,
of course," he continued, not seeing his way to any active measures
under the reprobative circumstances, "if you are satisfied, it is no
business of mine. I've merely done my duty."
The Duke of Salolja who had endured this discussion with ill concealed
impatience, now spoke again.
"Then it is one of these gentlemen who is really Lord Quorn, eh,
constable?"
"Detective-Inspector, if your grace has no objection," was the
withering correction. After giving the same time to take effect, he
addressed himself to deal with the question. "As to which of these
gentlemen is his lordship, I do not, in the absence of any stated
charge or legal reason feel myself called upon to decide. Speaking
unofficially and without prejudice, I should, if interrogated, incline
to the opinion that this gentleman," he indicated Gage with a passing
and casual wave of his pocket-book on the way to its resting-place in
his coat-tail, "would answer to the description. But I have no _locus
standi_ in the dispute, and therefore merely express an opinion, as a
matter of courtesy, that if the question of identity should be gone
into, the gentleman by the palm-stand may possibly be found to be Lord
Quorn." After which impressive and useful dictum he bid the party
"Good evening," and took a somewhat abrupt departure, fearful, perhaps,
of being led into giving an opinion which might at some future time be
inconveniently used against him.
As the door closed on him Lady Ormstork said, in a tone of repressed
and compromising exasperation, "This is altogether a most
extraordinary, unheard-of proceeding. Perhaps by to-morrow more
sensible counsels will have prevailed, and we shall know who is and who
is not Lord Quorn. But," she added significantly, "I do not overlook
the fact that each one of you gentlemen, and consequently whichever of
you bears the title, has proposed an alliance between himself and Miss
Buffkin. Is that not so, Ulrica, dear?"
"Yes; they've all said as much," replied that young lady casually.
"So?" The Salolja growl reverberated through the room like the first
muttering of thunder.
"And," concluded Lady Ormstork, ignoring the minatory rumble, "Miss
Buffkin will marry whichever of you turns out, when this absurd mystery
is solved, to be Lord Quorn."
"Will she?" observed the duke from the depths of his thickset throat.
"Undoubtedly," was the determined and conclusive reply. "Come, dear.
We must be getting home."
"I shall," said the duke, suddenly galvanizing himself into his native
politeness, "do myself the distinguished honour of constituting myself
your graces' escort. Have I the much prized permission?"
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