"The lock's out of order," Peckover explained with admirable
plausibility. "Slips forward when the door's banged. See? We were
just coming to ask you to join us over a bottle of champagne."
The proposal had an immediately mollifying effect on the rampageous
visitor. "Lead the way, then," he responded thirstily. "I've got a
word or two to say to you from my sister Lalage, and I can talk better
when the hinges of my voice-box are oiled."
They returned to the dining-room, and Mr. Leo began to pay an
unremitting attention to the lubricant which, according to his
statement, should have conduced to unusual eloquence. Anyhow, he
spoke, when at last he found time, if not rhetorically, at least to the
point.
"What I've come to say to you scallywags," he began politely, in a tone
which made his hearers look round to be sure the doors were fast shut,
"is that we, me and my sister, splendid girl, have just about had
enough of this shilly-shally nonsense. We want Lord Quorn, dead or
alive, and, what's more, we mean to have him."
He banged his great fist down on the table and glanced at the three
men. Gage and Peckover looked politely tolerant, while Quorn regarded
his bugbear now for the first time at close quarters, with an attention
bordering on fright.
"As," proceeded the gentle Carnaby, "I have said before, and say now
for the last time you'll have ears to hear it, I and my beloved sister
have not come ten thousand miles to be made fools of."
Gage and Peckover made sympathetic responses, and Quorn exhibited signs
of marked uneasiness.
"The man," their amiable guest resumed, "who tries to make a fool of us
is a goner." He caught up a large apple from a dish. "I take the
skunk in hand like this. See?" He twisted the fruit in halves which
he casually threw over his shoulders. They reached the sideboard,
where one accounted for a tray of liqueur-glasses, while the other took
effect upon the globe and chimney of a tall lamp.
"See?" he repeated, with a certain pride in the rather extravagant
object lesson. "See?" He turned suddenly upon the much-impressed
Quorn and thundered the somewhat superfluous question at him.
"Ye-es, I see," he answered, jumping half out of his chair and trying
to look amused.
"Then why the blazes don't you say so?" Carnaby demanded, ignoring the
fact that the comment he looked for was clearly unnecessary. "Who is
this silly mug?" he added, with evidence of a natural antipathy to
persons who received his feats in presumably unappreciative silence.
"Jenkins," answered Quorn hastily, rattling his wits together.
"Jenkins?" echoed Carnaby in loud scorn. "He looks it. Well, now, see
here, Jenkins Esquire, my beauty. Just fancy yourself for the moment,
if Jenkins is equal to the strain, fancy yourself Lord Quorn. He's a
skunk, so perhaps it'll come easy to you, Jenkins."
Quorn could but smile uneasily at the pleasantry.
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