He glared round as though some one had had the temerity to contradict
him, which, however, was not the case. His question meeting with no
material response, he next, in pursuance of his pomological method of
illustration, snatched up a pineapple. "Twist his head off his
shoulders," he repeated somewhat unnecessarily, "like this." With a
frantic effort he tugged and twisted the cactus-like plume till it came
away from the fruit.
"That's the style," he roared exultingly, "I'll treat any man who gets
in my light or annoys my sister. See? I'll scatter his carcass to the
four winds of heaven. See?"
Suiting the action more or less to the words he flung the fragments
viciously into various corners of the room, where they did more or less
damage, coming in their flight unpleasantly near his interested
audience. Then turning round with a ferocious action, he heaved the
body of the pine in another direction. This happened to be towards the
door, which had just opened to admit an addition to the cheerful party.
Next instant a cry of rage made it apparent that the heavy fruit had
struck in the middle of his waistcoat no less a personage than his
Grace the Duke of Salolja.
CHAPTER XXXVIII
The hit was greeted by an offensive laugh of exultation by the thrower,
with a gasp of subdued rage by the receiver of the spinous missile, and
by the rest of the company with various indications of apprehensive
curiosity.
"Now," murmured Peckover through his teeth, "we're going to see
something."
An Englishman, under the same circumstances, would probably have picked
up the weighty fruit and returned the shot. Not so the little
Castilian, whose dignity was in no direct ratio to his inches. Quickly
recovering from the discomposing impact, and forcing his sinister
features as far into a smile as his mental attitude would allow, he
bowed ceremoniously, although the full effect of the salutation was
somewhat marred by the fact that, following close on the shot, it had
rather the appearance of a doubling-up caused by physical derangement.
However, he presently straightened himself and regarded the party with
comparative, if delusive, serenity.
"Your excellencies are pleased to be merry to-night," he observed, in a
tone which seemed to promise a speedy end to the merriment.
The duke now addressed himself to Mr. Leo. "Your grace is an admirable
shot," he observed pleasantly. "If, that is, my poor person was chosen
as the mark for your grace's aim." Then suddenly changing his manner
from the courteous to the terrific, till he became five feet three of
incarnate bristling, scintillating ferocity, he added, "I too, as I
shall hope soon to convince your grace, am a tolerable shot, although
not with articles of dessert."
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