The hour of 10.30 next morning saw the depository of the Salolja
traditions, a defiant and fretful Castilian porcupine with quills
erect, standing in the dock of an occasional court, composed of one
alderman of Great Bunbury (incidentally a family grocer), one
public-spirited local doctor, and a couple of fussy half-pay colonels,
to answer the serious charges of threatening to murder divers of His
Majesty's subjects, and also with feloniously stabbing and wounding
another, to wit, one Carnaby Leo, described somewhat vaguely as of
Australia.
Mr. Doutfire here saw an opportunity for more than regaining some loss
of prestige which he had lately incurred, of course through no fault of
his, but of a cheese-paring Treasury; and moreover for handing his name
down with undying fame in the criminal annals of Great Bunbury.
The Duke of Salolja insisted upon regarding the whole business as
beneath his serious notice. His line of defence was to maintain a
haughty and contemptuous silence, at the same time to shrivel up his
very common-place judges by focussing upon them in turn his most
ferociously fascinating glare. Alas! He misjudged the stuff of which
British parochial authority is composed. Even if he had succeeded in
terrifying the retired colonels, there was still the florid general
practitioner to reduce to a quite improbable state of collapse, and it
is well known that a family grocer fears nothing in this world--except
another family grocer.
Evidence sufficient to justify a remand was taken, and the prisoner,
who seemed to emit sparks of indignation was told that he would
eventually be sent to Quarter Sessions. Then in pursuance of a plan
which Peckover had concocted overnight, Gage and Lord Quorn offered
themselves as bail for the duke. This was, after some demur and
difference of opinion, accepted, the two colonels being dead against
allowing a foreigner of homicidal tendencies to be at large, while the
doctor and the grocer took a higher position and declared themselves in
favour of doing no act that should endanger the _entente cordiale_
between Great Britain and Spain. So finally, bail was accepted for the
duke's appearance on the following Saturday.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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