The duke snapped his fingers, but he looked uneasy, and the snap wanted
tone. Perhaps the fingers were clammy. "I shall not go," he
maintained, "till I have killed some one in Great Bunbury."
"Not good enough," argued Peckover. "If you kill anybody here you'll
be hanged. And you couldn't kill anybody worth a duke's being hanged
for. Why, the best man you could select for the purpose in the town
wouldn't rise above an auctioneer or a brewer. It wouldn't be a fair
deal."
Still the duke was obstinate. "I marry the adorable Buffkin," he
declared, "in spite of Great Bunbury."
"All right. Here she is," said Gage, pointing to an open carriage
which was approaching.
A portmanteau shared the box with the driver. Inside were three
people, Lady Ormstork, Miss Buffkin and a middle-aged man with
greyish-red hair and a face which partook curiously of the
characteristics of the fox and the sheep. He was a common-looking
person, and, as such, had the air of being out of place in that company.
Lady Ormstork stopped the carriage and hailed the group on the
pavement. "My dear Lord Quorn, this is fortunate," she exclaimed,
addressing her remark to the three possible holders of that title, with
a leaning towards Gage. "What absurd goings on at Staplewick! How
d'you do, duke? I always said your wilful ignorance of our English
ideas would land you in trouble. Well, and how has the ridiculous
business at the Court House gone off? Laughed out of court, I presume."
As the duke seemed inclined to impart no more precise information than
could be gathered from a bow and a scowl, Peckover answered the
question. "Remanded on bail."
Lady Ormstork threw up her hands in amused horror. "A Salolja, a
Grandee of Spain, remanded on bail by a bench of provincial
cheese-mongers!" she cried. "Really, it is the very acme of the
ridiculous. It is only fit for a burlesque. My dearest Ulrica, do
think of it! Oh, dear me, it is too absurd for comment." And she went
off in a fit of rather stagey laughter.
"It is no laughing matter--for somebody," hissed the duke darkly.
Lady Ormstork's burst ended with an abruptness which suggested a doubt
as to its genuineness. "It is really so diverting," she said, "that I
am forgetting to introduce Mr. Buffkin, dear Ulrica's father, to Lord
Quorn."
The inference to be drawn from Mr. Buffkin's demeanour was that he was
not in the habit of being suddenly presented to peers of the realm.
Lord Quorn, however, relieved his embarrassment by seizing his hand
with a cordial grip. "Glad you've come down," he remarked, with his
eyes on Mr. Buffkin's daughter.
"Pleased to meet your lordship," responded Mr. Buffkin.
Lady Ormstork raised her eye-glasses in diplomatic caution. "You don't
mean to say you are Lord Quorn, after all?" she asked with a hedging
smile.
"I'm nobody else," was the confident reply.
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