Peckover, encouraged by Ulrica's animated interest, went on with his
lecture in spite of Lady Ormstork's obvious impatience. His next
object was a big suit of armour on which he irreverently rattled his
wand. "We now come to the third Baron, Marmaduke, surnamed the Masher.
His fatal gift of beauty was the cause of some anxiety--to the married
nobility, clergy and gentry of his acquaintance. He was, as you will
observe, very particular about the cut of his armour and the shape of
his helmet, which was constructed with an extra-size pigeon-hole, in
order that the full extent of his handsome physiognomy might be
utilized to dazzle the doting damsels. His end, ladies and gentlemen,
was, I regret to say, a somewhat melancholy and unusual one. While
drinking a stirrup-cup, and trying at the same time to wink over the
brim of the goblet at the young lady behind the bar, a portion of the
pick-me-up went down the wrong way; to correct which mistake his
faithful squire seized a spade and smote him therewith on the back.
The clang of the blow on his armour startled his horse, which took to
bucking, and at the first attempt laid the coughing nobleman in the
ditch. He never wunk again. Notice the rectangular impression of the
shovel between the shoulders, also the extra-sized sliding kissing-trap
of the helmet so contrived for the purpose of simplifying the process
of osculation to which he was addicted."
A marked diversion was here created by the entrance at the farther end
of the gallery of Bisgood ushering in the entire Hemyock family. Their
arrival was not greeted with that cordiality which is usually desirable
and customary; it was, indeed, anything but welcome to any except two
of the party. As Quorn, followed by the rest, went forward to receive
the visitors, Peckover and Miss Buffkin lingered behind together.
"Like to see the view from the Tower?" he suggested with a grin.
Ulrica laughed and they slipped unnoticed through a covered door. From
an octagonal chamber a winding stairway led up to the tower. "Come
along," said Peckover elatedly.
Ulrica with a mischievous laugh followed, and they soon emerged at the
top where floated a tattered flag from a tall staff.
"How lovely," Miss Buffkin exclaimed.
"Never mind the view," said Peckover desperately. "How do you like the
new Lord Quorn?"
Ulrica pouted. "I don't see myself Lady Quorn," she answered with a
certain amount of decision.
"No," Peckover agreed with conviction. "He's not a bad sort, but he
wouldn't be my fancy if I were a pretty girl."
"He's too glumpy for me," Ulrica declared. "And what's more I'm not
going to have him."
"What'll the guv'nor say?" Peckover asked dubiously.
Miss Buffkin laughed. "Oh, father won't mind. You see," she went on
confidentially, "this coronet racket isn't his idea at all. Not it."
"Yours?"
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