But neither Mr. Fanning nor Mr. Purvis had any intention of leaving
heroism to be its own reward. They made a simultaneous movement to
intercept their insulter as he moved towards the door.
"Don't misunderstand us, sir," said Fanning, tempering with a nice
sense of dignity his demand for justice. "We are poor men, and if five
guineas apiece is really all you are disposed to offer us, why, our
duty to our families is to accept it."
"Ah, I thought you'd come to your senses," observed Peckover with a
grin. "Five guineas isn't to be sneezed at."
"I've done a lot of sneezing for it," replied Fanning, "and so has Mr.
Purvis. We both got bad colds from the wetting."
"Well, you can't expect me to pay you for having a cold in the head,"
returned Peckover, with more flippancy than justice. "Here's your
bonus."
He took out the money and paid them, with the full intention of
recovering the same from his friend and patron upstairs. Messrs.
Fanning and Purvis received the inadequate solatium in a due spirit of
protest. The crackle of the notes in their bucolic fingers woke them
from their dreams of affluence, and as they gazed with sorrow on the
legend thereon the fact was established that five, not five thousand,
was the figure at which their heroism was assessed, and that if justice
was to be found in the world her habitat was not Staplewick Towers.
With the departure of the dissatisfied pair Peckover threw himself into
a chair and laughed for some minutes as he recalled, one after another,
the salient points of the serio-comic interview. He had his
limitations and deficiencies, but a certain sense of humour was not
among them, and the logical consequence of that magnificently absurd
rescue and reward appealed to it strongly.
"Oh, I'm in for a fine time at last," he chuckled, in unrestrained
enjoyment of his new state of existence. "What a bit of luck! I'm
going to be in clover for the rest of my days. Tal ra, ra! It's
immense!" He jumped up and began, in pure joyousness, to dance a
double shuffle. In the midst of his saltatory abandon he suddenly
stopped. The light in the room had become sensibly diminished.
Pirouetting round to the window to ascertain the cause, he saw bulking
therein the huge figure of a man who was watching his caperings with a
threatening eye.
CHAPTER XVI
The man who, with his burly form filling up the window, stood looking
in with grim amusement at Peckover's performance, was a great
round-faced, bullet-headed fellow of six feet two, whose massive
proportions, coupled with his juvenile countenance and somewhat vacuous
expression, gave him the appearance of a fat schoolboy seen through a
magnifying-glass. He was dressed in a Norfolk suit of leather, which
by its amplitude of cut made the wearer look even a bigger man than
Nature had intended him to be.
For some seconds the two stood staring at each other in a sort of
stupefied silence. Then Peckover, somewhat nervously, remarked,
"Hullo!"
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