Peckover felt that if he did not take a firm stand at once he was lost.
"I quite agree with you," he replied boldly, addressing himself to the
still thirsty Mr. Leo and ignoring the lady's blandishments. "There is
no need to be in such a deuce of a hurry. You see"--he took courage to
face his would-be enslaver--"I never set eyes on you till ten minutes
ago."
Miss Leo's face changed swiftly from affection to resentment.
"Carnaby," she exclaimed, as an ill-boding light flashed from her eyes,
"do you hear that?"
Carnaby, disturbed in his employment of draining the last drops out of
the decanter, responded loudly, and, it seemed a trifle perfunctorily,
"Never set eyes? All right. I'll take them out for you, and reset
them directly."
"But I'm not the man you want," Peckover protested.
"Nobody," roared Leo, "will want you much after I've shaken hands with
you."
"I want Lord Quorn," Miss Leo declared resolutely. "Failing Lord
Quorn, I'll take you."
"Well, but----" Peckover began to expostulate, when Mr. Leo rolled up
and stopped him.
"Now, look here, my pretty dickey-bird," he explained grimly, "I'm
gentle up to a point, because my sweet sister doesn't like bloodshed.
That poker," he pointed to the broken steel, "was his lordship's right
arm; here is yours."
He caught up the shovel, and with a quick movement snapped it, throwing
the pieces back into the fender with emphatic and dismaying clatter.
"Would you mind listening to me?" urged Peckover, regarding the
object-lesson as unpleasantly superfluous.
But the man of strength disregarded his appeal. "I shan't hurt you
yet," he declared with an under-lying threat, as he caught up the tongs
and flourished them. He opened and closed them with a snap several
times uncomfortably near Peckover's nose. "Both legs," he exclaimed,
as, putting forth a mighty effort, he twisted and broke them, throwing
them down with the same provoking clangour.
"I tell you," Peckover declared desperately, "this house is not mine.
It is not even at this moment Lord Quorn's. It is let furnished. I
wish you would not interfere with the fire-irons."
"I'm not particular," Leo returned. "Can't stop to go into the
ownership of fire-irons. You've seen what I'm capable of; now send 'em
up to his lordship with my compliments."
"Lord Quorn is not at home here at present," Peckover insisted.
"A lord," said Lalage, "is at home anywhere."
The thought of the real Lord Quorn crossed Peckover's mind.
"Fine thing to be a lord," he reflected bitterly. "That poor chap has
missed this fun." Then seeing Carnaby evidently on the look-out for
fresh worlds, or, rather, domestic implements, to conquer, he turned
desperately to Lalage. "I say," he proposed seriously, "can't we
compromise this?"
The words, or at least one of them caught the ear of her brother, on
whom possibly the sherry was beginning to take effect. "Compromise,
you wombat?" he bawled. "Compromise my beautiful sister?"
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