"Why the devil didn't you tell me you'd been playing the fool with a
bush-ranger's sister?" Gage snapped savagely. "I wouldn't have looked
at you or your title. You've got my money under false pretences."
"You never gave me time to go into my past history," was the plausible
reply. "You might have known when you took over a peerage you were
letting yourself in for something of the sort. You know it's a way we
have."
"A pretty brilliant way, to get tangled up with bush-rangers," sneered
Gage.
"He didn't come on the scene till an hour ago. I suppose, by the way,"
he suggested mischievously, "you would not care to marry her, and so
see your way to getting out of bed without damage?"
"Marry ten thousand devils! That's not my idea of fun."
"Lalage is a fine figure of a woman," Peckover continued. "Make an
imposing Lady Quorn. Fine mover; takes the drawing-room in three,
including anything that stands in the way. The coronet would suit her
better if she'd let her hair grow."
"Crops her hair short?" Gage enquired, in a tone of infinite disgust at
the picture.
Peckover nodded. "Bit too much of the dragoon for our taste, my boy.
You stop in bed, and let me try to get rid of them."
"I won't stop in bed," returned Gage. "Where are these brutes?"
"Sent 'em down to _The Pigeons_," Peckover answered. "Lady Agatha
wouldn't have 'em in the house. Don't blame her. Their manners aren't
exactly Vere de Vere. Things were a bit awkward at lunch. Carnaby,
the beauty, had been mixing his liquors and fell asleep with his ugly
head in the salad bowl, and the tomato which Lalage aimed at him to
wake him up, missed, and spattered on Bisgood's shirt-front. Lady Aggy
wasn't pleased."
"It's all very well," said Gage sulkily, "but I'm going to get up. The
woman can't make me marry her against my will, nor can the great ox,
her brother."
"No," Peckover agreed, "but he can have a good try for it, and the
process might not be pleasant."
"I never heard such nonsense."
"No; I wouldn't have believed it," said Peckover, "if I hadn't had the
fellow's dukes round my windpipe. He is just a buffalo in trousers.
And if you get up, and shy at the sister, who is a hyæna in petticoats,
you'll know it; that is, if he leaves you in a state to know anything."
"A pretty abominable treat you've let me in for," said Gage sourly.
"But I'm not going to stay in this four-poster. You've got to go and
square this at once. Ask them what they'll take to go back."
"I've offered them a couple of hundred," Peckover replied, "and got
nearly strangled for my trouble."
"Couple of hundred!" said Gage contemptuously. "You'll have to make it
thousands and take it out of your five."
"Oh, I say!" the other protested.
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