It was market day; the noise and the bustle worried him, and in his
weak state the jostling of the yokels was more than he could stand. So
he turned into one of the quieter streets and thence wandered off into
the country, his mind still a blank as to what had recently happened to
him. Although the fresh air revived him and was grateful after the
drug-laden atmosphere of the doctor's dispensary, yet it did not quite
drive the fumes from his brain, and his existence and identity were, as
he strolled on, as much a puzzle to him as ever.
"Have a lift?" asked a good-natured farmer, overtaking him on the dusty
road, and noticing his dragging footsteps. Quorn mechanically got into
the cart, in his aimless, drifting state of mind; all he knew was he
had begun to feel tired and wanted to get right away from the place
whence he had come.
"Going far?" inquired the farmer, as they bowled along.
"Far as you like," was the dull answer.
The farmer stared at him, and then proceeded to cross-examine him, with
the result that he came to the conclusion that he had picked up an
escaped lunatic. With this idea he resolved to set his passenger down
at the first village they came to, which happened to be Staplewick.
Finding Quorn had no money, the good fellow took out a coin and gave it
him, in lieu, as it were, of taking him further, and drove off in a
state of cogitation.
Naturally Quorn had been set down opposite an inn, the sight of which,
combined with the touch of the silver in his hand, told him he was
hungry and more especially thirsty. He went in and called for
refreshment, and then took his seat in a room which had already two
occupants. They were no others than Messrs. Fanning and Purvis, who,
after their discomfiture at the Towers had dropped in at _The Pigeons_
to discuss their all-absorbing grievance.
Until Quorn's hunger and thirst were appeased he paid little attention
to his companions, but when he had pushed his plate away and lighted up
the churchwarden pipe that the house afforded, he fell to listening
lazily to the unrestrained emphasis of their remarks.
"Fi'pun note! Fi'pun note!" exclaimed Mr. Fanning almost tragically.
"And his blooming lordship, who didn't do nothin' more in the water
than a cat would 'a done, smothered with wealth, just because 'e
'appens to 'ave a 'andle to his name. Mean, I call it; low mean."
"That it is," agreed Purvis. "And 'im adding insult to injury telling
us to get a noo rig-out, and keep the change for our trouble. Noo
rig-out? I'll wear my old boots and breeches down to the last nail and
stitch first."
"Right!" exclaimed Fanning, with an energy which ignored the æsthetic
considerations which such a proceeding would involve. "Fi'pun note!"
he repeated, relapsing into his now chronic state of truculent
grievance. "Fi'pun note for us poor deserving 'eroes, and two hundred
thousand quid for that bit of gilt gingerbread, Lord Quorn."
"What?"
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