“Oh, as to that,” said the other, “I should have no objection; but, you
see, if I am to get married I really think I ought to try to get into
some position of earning my own living or helping toward it, you know; I
begin to see how galling this sort of dependence on my aunt might be if
I wished to act for myself. Now, if I were to begin to do anything, I
could not go and bury myself in Lewis for half the year--just at first;
by and by, you know, it might be different. But don’t you think I ought
to begin and do something?”
“Most certainly. I have often wished you had been born a carpenter or
painter or glazier.”
“People are not born carpenters or glaziers, but sometimes they are born
painters. I think I have been born nothing; but I am willing to try,
more especially as I think Sheila would like it.”
“I know she would.”
“I will write and tell her the moment I get to London.”
“I would fix first what your occupation was to be, if I were you. There
is no hurry about telling Sheila, although she will be very glad to get
as much news of you as possible, and I hope you will spare no time or
trouble in pleasing her in that line. By-the-way, what an infamous shame
it was of you to go and gammon old Mackenzie into the belief that he can
read poetry! Why, he will make that girl’s life a burden to her. I heard
him propose to read _Paradise Lost_ to her as soon as the rain set in.”
“I didn’t gammon him,” said Lavender, with a laugh, “Every man thinks he
can read poetry better than every other man, even as every man fancies
that no one gets cigars as good and as cheap as he does, and that no one
can drive a horse safely but himself. My talking about his reading was
not as bad as Sheila’s persuading him that he can play whist. Did you
ever know a man who did not believe that everybody else’s reading of
poetry was affected, stilted and unbearable? I know Mackenzie must have
been reading poetry to Sheila long before I mentioned it to him.”
“But that suggestion about his resonant voice and the Crystal Palace!”
“That was a joke.”
“He did not take it as a joke, and neither did Sheila.”
“Well, Sheila would believe that her father could command the Channel
fleet, or turn out the present ministry, or build a bridge to America,
if only anybody hinted it to her. Touching that Crystal Palace; did you
observe how little notion of size she could have got from pictures when
she asked me if the Crystal Palace was much bigger than the hot-houses
at Lewis Castle?”
“What a world of wonder the girl is coming into!” said the other,
meditatively. “But it will be all lit up by one sun if only you take
care of her and justify her belief in you.”
“I have not much doubt,” said Lavender, with a certain modest confidence
in his manner, which had repeatedly of late pleased his friend.
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