“All cheese is. Paterson, my scales.”
She had Sheila’s plate brought to her, and the proper modicum of cheese
cut, weighed and sent back.
“Remember, whatever house you are in, never to have more Roquefort than
that.”
“It would be simpler to do without,” said Sheila.
“It would be simple enough to do without a great many things,” said Mrs.
Lavender, severely. “But the wisdom of living is to enjoy as many
different things as possible, so long as you do so in moderation and
preserve your health. You are young--you don’t think of such things. You
think, because you have good teeth and a clear complexion, you can eat
anything. But that won’t last. A time will come. Do you not know what
the great Emperor Marcus Antoninus says?--‘In a little while thou wilt
be nobody and nowhere, like Hadrianus and Augustus.’”
“Yes,” said Sheila.
She had not enjoyed her luncheon much; she would rather have had a ham
sandwich and a glass of spring water on the side of a Highland hill than
this varied and fastidious repast accompanied by a good deal of
physiology; but it was too bad that, having successfully got through it,
she should be threatened with annihilation immediately afterward. It was
no sort of consolation to her to know that she would be in the same
plight with two emperors.
“Frank, you can go and smoke a cigar in the conservatory if you please.
Your wife will come up-stairs with me and have a talk.”
Sheila would much rather have gone into the conservatory also, but she
obediently followed Mrs. Lavender up-stairs and into the drawing-room.
It was rather a melancholy chamber, the curtains shutting out most of
the daylight, and leaving you in a semi-darkness that made the place
look big and vague and spectral. The little, shrivelled woman, with the
hard and staring eyes and silver-gray hair, bade Sheila sit down beside
her. She herself sat by a small table, on which there were a tiny pair
of scales, a bottle of ammonia, a fan, and a book bound in an
old-fashioned binding of scarlet morocco and gold. Sheila wished this
old woman would not look at her so. She wished there was a window open
or a glint of sunlight coming in somewhere. But she was glad that her
husband was enjoying himself in the conservatory, and that for two
reasons. One of them was, that she did not like the tone of his talk
while he and his aunt had been conversing together about the cosmetics
and such matters. Not only did he betray a marvelous acquaintance with
such things, but he seemed to take an odd sort of pleasure in exhibiting
his knowledge. He talked about the tricks of fashionable women in a
mocking way that Sheila did not quite like; and of course she naturally
threw the blame on Mrs. Lavender. It was only when this old lady exerted
a godless influence over him that her good boy talked in such a fashion.
There was nothing of that about him in Lewis, nor yet at home in a
certain snug little smoking-room which these two had come to consider
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