“I think he ought to have given up his club when he married. Most
English gentlemen do that when they marry, do they not?” said Mrs.
Kavanagh.
“Some,” said Ingram. “But a good deal of nonsense is talked about the
influence of clubs in that way. It is really absurd to suppose that the
size or the shape of a building can alter a man’s moral character.”
“It does, though,” said Mrs. Lorraine confidently. “I can tell directly
if a gentleman has been accustomed to spend his time in clubs. When he
is surprised or angry or impatient, you can perceive blanks in his
conversation which in a club, I suppose, would be filled up. Don’t you
know poor old Colonel Hannen’s way of talking, mamma? This old
gentleman, Mr. Ingram, is very fond of speaking to you about political
liberty and the rights of conscience; and he generally becomes so
confused that he gets vexed with himself, and makes odd pauses, as if he
were invariably addressing himself in very rude language indeed.
Sometimes you would think he was like a railway engine, going blindly
and helplessly on through a thick and choking mist; and you can see
that if there were no ladies present he would let off a few
crackers--fog-signals, as it were--just to bring himself up a bit, and
let people know where he was. Then he will go on again, talking away
until you fancy yourself in a tunnel, with a throbbing noise in your
ears and all the daylight shut out, and you perhaps getting to wish that
on the whole you were dead.”
“Cecilia!”
“I beg your pardon, mamma,” said the younger lady, with a quiet smile;
“you look so surprised that Mr. Ingram will give me credit for not often
erring in that way. You look as though a hare had turned and attacked
you.”
“That would give most people a fright,” said Ingram, with a laugh. He
was rapidly forgetting the object of his mission. The almost childish
softness of voice of this girl, and the perfect composure with which she
uttered little sayings that showed considerable sharpness of observation
and a keen enjoyment of the grotesque, had an odd sort of fascination
for him. He totally forgot that Lavender had been fascinated by it, too.
If he had been reminded of the fact at this moment, he would have said
that the boy had, as usual, got sentimental about a pretty pair of big
gray eyes and a fine profile, while he, Ingram, was possessed by nothing
but a purely intellectual admiration of certain fine qualities of wit,
sincerity of speech and womanly shrewdness.
Luncheon, indeed, was over before any mention was made of the Lavenders;
and when they returned to that subject it appeared to Ingram that their
relations had in the meantime got to be very friendly, and that they
were really discussing this matter as if they formed a little family
conclave.
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