A Reading Book in Irish HistoryJoyce, P. W. (Patrick Weston)
History
A Reading Book in Irish History
Joyce, P. W. (Patrick Weston)
Ireland -- History
The great lords who settled in Ireland in the time of Henry II. became
so powerful that they ruled in the land like so many kings. It was so
hard to reach Ireland in those times, or even to get from one part of
Ireland to another, that their master, the king of England, had
generally very little control over them: and he often found it hard
enough even to find out what was going on among them. So those mighty
barons did very much as they liked. They imposed taxes, raised armies,
and made war on each other, just as if they were independent sovereigns.
The Fitzgeralds, or Geraldines, were among the most illustrious of those
families. They intermarried with the families of the native Irish kings
and princes, such as the O'Neills and O'Conors; and altogether they fell
in so well with the ways of the country, that the Irish people came to
love them almost better than they loved their own old native kings and
chiefs. And for hundreds of years those Geraldines took a leading part
in the government of Ireland for the kings of England.
In the time of Henry VII., who became king in the year 1485, Garrett
Fitzgerald, earl of Kildare--the "Great Earl" as he was called--was Lord
Deputy, or chief ruler of Ireland, for the king: and he was the leading
man of his day in Ireland.[204-1] We are told in the old accounts of him
that he was tall of stature, of goodly presence, very liberal and
merciful; of strict piety; mild in his government; very easily put into
a passion, but just as easily appeased; a knight in valour, and princely
in his words and judgments.
[204-1] A further account of the Great Earl, and of some of his
proceedings, will be found in the "Child's History of
Ireland."
Once he got into a great rage with one of his servants for some blunder.
It happened that two of the gentlemen of his household were looking on:
and one of them whispered to the other, whose name was Boice, that he
would give him a good Irish hobby if he went and plucked a hair out of
the earl's beard. Boice took him at his offer, and knowing well the
earl's good nature, he went up to him, while he still fumed with anger,
and said:--
"If so it please your good lordship, one of your horsemen promised me a
choice horse if I snip one hair from your beard." "Well," quoth the
earl, "I agree thereto; but if you pluck more than one, I promise you to
bring my fist away from your ear!"
And Boice plucked the hair, and won the hobby: but he took good care to
pluck only one, so that his ear escaped the earl's big fist.
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