'Why is it different?' said the woman sharply. 'You and me, we've got
as good right to be saints as she has, or anybody. I tell you I've made
a vow. _I_ ain't no saint, but I'm agoin' to sell her no onions.'
'Mum!' said Christopher, astounded.
'Nor nothin' else,' Mrs. Blumenfeld went on. 'How many d'ye want?'
Mr. Bounder's wits were not quick enough to follow these sharp Yankee
turns. Like the ships his countrymen build, he could not come about so
quick. It is curious how the qualities of people's minds get into their
shipbuilding and other handicraft. It was not till Mrs. Blumenfeld had
repeated her question that he was able to answer it.
'I suppose, mum, a half a bushel wouldn't be no more'n enough to go
through with.'
'Wall, I've got some,' the gardener's widow went on; 'the right sort;
white, and as soft as cream, and as sweet as onions kin be. I'll send
you up a bag of 'em.'
'But then I must be allowed to pay for 'em,' said Christopher.
'I tell you, I won't sell her nothin'--neither onions nor nothin' else.'
'Then, mum,--it's very handsome of you, mum; that I must say, and won't
deny--but in that case I am afraid Miss Esther would prefer that I
should get the onions somewheres else.'
'Jes' you hold your tongue about it, an' I'll send up the sass; and ef
your Queen Esther says anything, you tell her it's all paid for. What
else do you want that's my way?'
While she spoke, Mrs. Blumenfeld was carefully detaching a root of
celery from the rich loose soil which enveloped it, and shaking the
white stalks free from their encumbrance, Mr. Bounder the while looking
on approvingly, both at the celery, which was beautifully long and
white and delicate, and at the condition of things generally on the
ground, all of which his eye took in; although he was too much of a
magnate in his own line to express the approval he felt.
'There!' said Mrs. Blumenfeld, eyeing her celery stalks; 'kin you beat
that where you come from?'
'It's very fair,' said Christopher--'very fair. But England can beat
the world, mum, in gardening and that. I suppose you can't expect it of
a new country like this.'
'Can't expect what? to beat the world? You jes' wait a bit, till you
see. You jes' only wait a bit.'
'What do you think of England and America going into partnership?'
asked Mr. Bounder, bending to pick up a refuse stem that Mrs.
Blumenfeld had rejected. 'Think we couldn't be a match for most things
u-nited?'
'I find myself a match for most things, as it is,' returned the lady
promptly.
'But you must want help sometimes?' said Christopher, with a sharp and
somewhat sly glance at her.
'When I do, I git it,--or I do without it.'
'That's when you can't get the right kind.'
'Jes' so.'
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