“Oh, damn it all!” groaned Drummond, at which Jack roared with laughter.
“Alan,” he shouted, “fish out that electric bulb from the creek and
hold it aloft; then you’ll see where you are. I’m in the next cell; Jack
Lamont, Electrician and Coppersmith: all orders promptly attended to:
best of references, and prices satisfactory.”
“Jack, is that really you, or have I gone demented?”
“Oh, you always were demented, Alan, but it is I, right enough. Pick up
the light and tell me what kind of a cell you’ve got.”
“Horrible!” cried Drummond, surveying his situation. “Walls apparently
of solid rock, and this uncanny stream running across the floor.”
“How are you furnished? Shelf of rock, stone bench?”
“No, there’s a table, cot bed, and a wooden chair.”
“Why, my dear man, what are you growling about? They have given you one
of the best rooms in the hotel. You’re in the Star Chamber.”
“Where in the name of heaven are we?”
“Didn’t you recognize the rock from the deck of a steamer?”
“I never saw the deck of a steamer.”
“Then how did you come here?”
“I was writing a letter in my room when someone threw a sack over my
head, and tied me up in a bundle, so that it was a close shave I wasn’t
smothered. I was taken in what I suppose was a cab and flung into what
I afterwards learned was the hold of a steamer. When the ship stopped,
I was carried like a sack of meal on someone’s shoulder, and unhampered
before a gaunt specter in uniform, in a room so dazzling with electric
light that I could hardly see. That was a few minutes ago, Now I am
here, and starving. Where is this prison?”
“Like the Mikado, as Kate would say, the authorities are bent on making
the punishment fit the crime. You are in the rock of the Baltic, which
you fired at with that gun of yours. I told you those suave officials at
St. Petersburg were playing with you.”
“But why have they put you here, Jack?”
“Oh, I was like the good dog Tray, who associated with questionable
company, I suppose, and thus got into trouble.”
“I’m sorry.”
“You ought to be glad. I’m going to get out of this place, and I don’t
believe you could break gaol, unassisted, in twenty years. Here is where
science confronts brutality. I say, Drummond, bring your table over to
the corner, and mount it, then we can talk without shouting. Not much
chance of any one outside hearing us, even if we do clamor, but this is
a damp situation, and loud talk is bad for the throat. Cut a slice of
that brown bread and lunch with me. You’ll find it not half bad, as you
say in England, especially when you are hungry. Now,” continued Jack, as
his friend stood opposite him, and they found by experiment that their
combined reach was not long enough to enable them to shake hands
through the bars, “now, while you are luxuriating in the menu of the
Trogzmondoff, I’ll give you a sketch of my plan for escape.”
“Do,” said Drummond.
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