England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Rogues and vagabonds -- Fiction
On reaching the town at which the coach stopped, we found ourselves
obliged to hire another chaise for a short distance, in order to get to
the starting-point of a second coach. Again we took inside places,
and again, at the first stages when I got down to look at the outside
passengers, there was the countryman with the green shade over his
eye. Whatever conveyance we traveled by on our northward road, we never
escaped him. He never attempted to speak to me, never seemed to notice
me, and never lost sight of me. On and on we went, over roads that
seemed interminable, and still the dreadful sword of justice hung
always, by its single hair, over my head. My haggard face, my feverish
hands, my confused manner, my inexpressible impatience, all belied the
excuses with which I desperately continued to ward off Alicia’s growing
fears, and Mrs. Baggs’s indignant suspicions. “Oh! Frank, something has
happened! For God’s sake, tell me what!”--“Mr. Softly, I can see through
a deal board as far as most people. You are following the doctor’s
wicked example, and showing a want of confidence in me.” These were the
remonstrances of Alicia and the housekeeper.
At last we got out of England, and I was still a free man. The chaise
(we were posting again) brought us into a dirty town, and drew up at the
door of a shabby inn. A shock-headed girl received us.
“Are we in Scotland?” I asked.
“Mon! whar’ else should ye be?” The accent relieved me of all doubt.
“A private room--something to eat, ready in an hour’s time--chaise
afterward to the nearest place from which a coach runs to Edinburgh.”
Giving these orders rapidly, I followed the girl with my traveling
companions into a stuffy little room. As soon as our attendant had left
us, I locked the door, put the key in my pocket, and took Alicia by the
hand.
“Now, Mrs. Baggs,” said I, “bear witness--”
“You’re not going to marry her now!” interposed Mrs. Baggs, indignantly.
“Bear witness, indeed! I won’t bear witness till I’ve taken off my
bonnet, and put my hair tidy!”
“The ceremony won’t take a minute,” I answered; “and I’ll give you your
five-pound note and open the door the moment it’s over. Bear witness,”
I went on, drowning Mrs. Baggs’s expostulations with the all-important
marriage-words, “that I take this woman, Alicia Dulcifer for my lawful
wedded wife.”
“In sickness and in health, in poverty and wealth,” broke in Mrs. Baggs,
determining to represent the clergyman as well as to be the witness.
“Alicia, dear,” I said, interrupting in my turn, “repeat my words. Say
‘I take this man, Francis Softly, for my lawful wedded husband.’”
She repeated the sentence, with her face very pale, with her dear hand
cold and trembling in mine.
“For better for worse,” continued the indomitable Mrs. Baggs. “Little
enough of the Better, I’m afraid, and Lord knows how much of the Worse.”
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