England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Young men -- Fiction
“Ay, but sometimes when I’m down, the devil ’e comes, and ’e says,
‘You go and ’ave a _drink_, Tom, it will do you good’; and ’e keeps on
a-whisperin’ ‘Go and ’ave a drink, Tom, go and ’ave a drink, Tom,’ and
so I goes at last, and ’as three or four!”
“Tell the devil to shut up, and do you go to the barber.”
“’E’s away this week thatching,” was the amazing reply.
“Well, when he comes back get shaved, and you won’t know yourself!
Then I’d like to give you one of my old coats, and a tie, and a few
collars--we are about the same size--and Miss Dilly won’t recognise
you; and after that, mind you take no notice of her; but share your
hymn-book with Nellie Hann--ask her out walking of an evening, and I
bet you anything you like, you will have Miss Dilly after you like a
shot!”
“Well, mate, I’ll do it,” said Tom moodily; “but it’s a tricky
business walkin’ with another girl--she might take notions--and if it
falls out badly with Dilly, I’ll drown myself, but thank you all the
same.”
After a long and brooding silence, Tom struggled to his feet and
scratched his head--
“If ye understood what it was to be _set_ on a girl--you would know
what a misery I feel; but you are not built that way, as any one can
see--and now I must go back to my job, or I’ll have the old lady on
to me. She stands in the landing window, a-watching like a cat at a
mouse-hole. It’s not so much the work--as that she likes to see us
_a-slaving_. Well, I’ll take yer advice, and I am much obliged to ye.”
And, shouldering his spade, Tom lurched away, with long uneven strides.
“Now, what did you do that for?” Wynyard asked himself. “You silly
idiot! giving advice and putting your finger in other people’s pies.
Why should you meddle?”
No answer being forthcoming from the recesses of his inner
consciousness, he rose and stretched himself, and presently returned to
his struggle with a contrary old lawn-mower.
By chance, the very next evening, on the road to Brodfield, Wynyard
came upon Dilly and the insurance agent; they were evidently about to
part, and were exchanging emphatic last words. He accosted them in a
cheery, off-hand manner, and after a few trivial remarks about the
weather, and the heat, said--
“As I suppose you are going back, Miss Topham, we might as well walk
together. May I have the honour of your company?”
Dilly beamed and giggled, the agent glowered and muttered
inarticulately; but he was a little in awe of the chauffeur chap, with
his quiet manners, steady eye, and indefinable suggestion of a reserve
force never exerted--and with a snort and a “So long, Miss Dilly!” he
mounted his bike, and sped homewards.
Dilly was both amazed and enchanted. So, after all, she had made an
impression on this quiet, good-looking Owen chap! and for him, did he
wish to “walk out with her,” she was ready--to speak the brutal, naked
truth--to throw over both Ernest Sands and Tom Hogben.
“I’m glad to have met you like this,” he said, as they proceeded side
by side.
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