England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Young men -- Fiction
The old lady, who bore an absurd resemblance to a black velvet
penwiper, enjoyed the ball immensely, and took a number of mental
photographs; she also “took the wall” of various obnoxious people who
had dared to patronise her in her days of poverty. Her particular
satellites, stout widows and anxious-looking spinsters, rallied around
her, ardently admiring her toilette, and listened patiently to her
boring recollections of the balls she had attended years ago; but, in
point of fact, they were more keenly interested in the ball of to-night
and their prospects respecting escorts to the supper-table.
Much as she was engrossed in herself and her own importance, Miss
Parrett could not help noticing that her niece was singled out
for special attention by Bertie Woolcock. This, though a genuine
satisfaction to her, was no pleasure to her chauffeur, who, from a
coign of vantage on the lawn, commanded a capital view of the gay
scene--the illuminated room, the constant circulation of black and
white, and sometimes coloured, figures. Among these Miss Morven was
pre-eminent--the undisputed beauty of the evening--wearing a filmy
white gown, with a sparkling ornament glittering in her dark hair; she
looked radiantly lovely and radiantly happy, as she floated lightly by.
The chauffeur’s watchful eyes noted that she had (quite unnecessarily)
bestowed three waltzes on that blundering elephant, Bertie Woolcock;
how red and hot he looked--more as if he were threshing than dancing!
What would _he_ not give for just a couple of turns with the belle of
the ball! The band was “Iffs” and the floor seemed to be ripping!
Well, there was nothing for it but to wait as an outsider, and to hold
on to his patience with both hands.
After the great ball--its glories, shortcomings, surprises, and
failures--had died away into a nine days’ wonder, there were several
cricket matches, and Ottinge discovered, to its supreme elation, that
they had a notable man in Miss Parrett’s chauffeur! (This became
evident when the local eleven assembled for their evening practice
in the Manor fields.) The fame of Owen’s batting actually brought
old Thunder on the scene; for he, too, had been a fine cricketer,
long before gout had seized upon him and he had subsided into carpet
slippers.
“Ottinge _v._ Westmere” was a two days’ match, and the last day at the
park included a garden-party, arranged, as Mrs. Woolcock murderously
expressed it, “to kill off all the neighbours!”
“I say, Miss Morven,” said Bertie Woolcock, greeting her and her father
on their very late arrival. “We are catching it hot now, though Ottinge
was nearly out at three o’clock; that chauffeur fellow of your aunts’
has made sixty runs for his side. I hope you sympathise with us--we
shall lose the match.”
“No, no indeed, Ottinge for ever!” she replied. “Where is the
chauffeur?” glancing round.
“Out in the field now.”
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