England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Household employees -- Fiction; Young men -- Fiction
When Bella Parrett reigned alone, it was a sore time for the Manor,
and especially for Joss. The old lady did not care for any animals or
pets, save a venerable green and blue parrot--her own contemporary.
She had accepted Joss, a gift from Mr. Woolcock, as she was assured
that, having no man living at the Manor, a dog was a necessity in
case of robbers, but chiefly because Miss Parrett half suspected that
the Martingales--neighbours of the Woolcocks--were anxious to possess
the said amusing little puppy. Joss was often in disgrace; but what
could one expect of an idle young dog, without companions, education,
or pursuits? When Susan was at home all went well; she looked after
him and screened his failings, and took him out--though her sister
frequently expostulated, and said--
“Now, I won’t have the creature attaching himself to you, Susan; he
must learn to know that he is _my_ dog!”
All the same, she never troubled about “her dog’s” food or sleeping
quarters, and it was actually Susan who paid for his licence!
Now Susan was absent, also his good friend Aurea--and Joss was in
confinement and deep disgrace; even before his friends’ departure he
had been under a black cloud. His youthful spirits were uncontrollable;
Joss had inherited the keen sporting instincts of his father, with the
intellectual faculties of his accomplished mother, Colette, the poodle,
and was both bold and inquisitive. Recently, the wretched animal had
chewed off the tail of a magnificent tiger-skin, and concealed it,
no one knew where! Miss Parrett hoped he had eaten it--as it was
cured with arsenic--but more likely it had been stored in one of his
many bone larders. He had poked his nose into a valuable jar, upset,
and smashed it! he had come in all wet and muddy from a rat-hunting
excursion in the river, and recouped his exhausted energies by a
luxurious siesta in Miss Parrett’s own bed--and there was also a
whispered and mysterious communication respecting the disappearance of
a best and most expensive _front_, which had undoubtedly gone to the
same limbo as the tiger’s tail!
“The brute is worse than a dozen monkeys,” declared his furious
mistress, and he was accordingly bestowed on a farmer, who lived miles
away near Catsfield, merely to return, accompanied by a piece of rope,
the same evening. After this, the word “poison” was breathed; but
luckily for Joss, Ottinge did not possess a chemist. Finally he was
condemned to a fare of cold porridge, and solitary confinement in an
empty stable--being suffered to roam loose at night after the house was
closed.
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