A Romance of Billy-Goat HillRice, Alice Caldwell Hegan
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A Romance of Billy-Goat Hill
Rice, Alice Caldwell Hegan
Kentucky -- Fiction
“Red-headed?” inquired Myrtella, arresting a hot iron in mid air.
“He was.”
“When she gits done with him, you send him over here,” Myrtella brought
the iron down on the board with a thud. “If there is one person in the
world I'm layin' for it's a red-headed flood-sufferer.”
Norah on her way out encountered another visitor and turned back to
announce him:
“Git on to what Bertie has drawed out here! The craziest, dirtiest kid!
Puts me in mind of a egg on a couple of toothpicks!”
Myrtella, peering over her shoulder, suddenly scrambled down the steps.
“It's Chick!” she cried, beaming upon him. “How long you been here,
Chick?”
“And who's Chick?” asked Norah, instantly curious. “You seem to set a
great store by him! What ails the child? What's he pointin' at our house
for? Ain't he got a tongue in his head?”
“He has, though not so long as some folks. Chick! Bertie! Come in here!”
and without ceremony Myrtella swept them into the kitchen and slammed
the door in Norah's face.
Once within her stronghold, she first embraced Chick, then dragged him
forcibly to the sink, and subjected him to a vigorous scrubbing. Both
actions apparently bored him acutely, for he turned his soap-dimmed eyes
enviously upon the smaller boy who pranced about in transports of joy.
“We'll skate on the pavement!” Bertie was crying excitedly. “You can
have one skate, and I'll have the other and we'll see who can beat.”
“You won't do nothin' of the kind!” quoth Fate at the faucet. “I ain't
goin' to have you racin' 'round and gettin' het up and takin' cold.
Besides, you ain't big enough to keep up with Chick!” Then seeing the
disappointment her ultimatum had caused, she added, “if it wasn't for
you stickin' every thing up, I might make you some candy.”
“Oh, 'Tella! will you? 'Lasses candy? Ask him if he likes 'lasses
candy.”
Violent nods of affirmation from the steam-enveloped victim.
Myrtella had started with the simple ambition to wash Chick's face, but
the boundary line had proved troublesome. Whether she sharply defined
it, or attempted artistic effects in chiaroscuro the result was equally
unsatisfactory. Myrtella was nothing if not thorough; before she
finished with Chick, he was standing with his feet in a bucket, as clean
and wet and naked as a fish.
All this consumed time, and both boys were growing impatient, when a
peculiar noise from outside attracted their attention. To Chick, only,
the sound seemed to be familiar, for he laughed and wagged his head and
pointed to the yard.
“It sounds like hiccoughs!” said Bertie, his head on one side.
Myrtella's mouth closed like a trap. “I'll hiccough him!” she breathed
mysteriously, and leaving the children to watch the candy, she went out
on the porch and closed the door behind her.
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