A Romance of Billy-Goat HillRice, Alice Caldwell Hegan
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A Romance of Billy-Goat Hill
Rice, Alice Caldwell Hegan
Kentucky -- Fiction
Bertie, in his short kilts, with his feet curled up in a chair, watched
Chick with absorbed interest as he donned his ragged, dirty trousers.
A pair of purple suspenders that had once belonged to Mr. Flathers,
excited his special admiration.
“Say, Chick, have you got a partner?”
Chick nodded.
“You couldn't be partners with me, too, could you?”
A violent shake of the head.
“I didn't think you could with two fellows at once.” Bertie contemplated
the boiling candy thoughtfully. “I could get lots of partners if I
wasn't always sick. If you ever don't have the one you have got, could
you take me, Chick?”
Chick looked him over critically, stood him up and measured heights and
even felt his arm for muscle. Then he made a remark that while lacking
lucidity was nevertheless conclusive.
“But I'm going to get bigger,” urged Bertie.
“And I've got a music box, and a water pistol, and some marbles--”
At this Chick promptly produced a handful of marbles from his own
pocket, and signified, by many whispers and hisses, that he was
engaged in a wholesale and retail trade along that line, and open to
negotiations.
Bertie made a hurried trip to the nursery and returned with a neat blue
bag from which he poured treasures of agate and crystal.
Chick lost all interest in the candy. His professional reputation was at
stake. Never could he face the gang on Billy-goat Hill, if he failed to
fleece this lamb that Providence had so clearly thrust in his way.
Meanwhile Myrtella was exercising an elder sister's prerogative on the
back steps, and bestowing upon her brother what she modestly called a
piece of her mind.
For Phineas, in one of his periodical backslidings, had slid too far.
His ambition to excel as a regenerate had carried him out of the quiet
pastures of the Immanuel flock, into the more exhilarating battle-field
of the Salvation Army. Lured by the prospect of recounting his
experiences on a street corner to the accompaniment of an accordion, he
had forsaken the safe shelter of the Ladies' Aid, and sought new worlds
to conquer.
The experiment had not been a success. He was now, at the end of a
year, going from door to door, ragged and unkempt, playing the small
and uninteresting role of flood-sufferer. But Phineas' spirit soared
blithely above his circumstances. He even encouraged Myrtella in her
tirade against him, spurring her on to fresh effort, as the monks of
old! courted flagellation.
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