A Romance of Billy-Goat HillRice, Alice Caldwell Hegan
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A Romance of Billy-Goat Hill
Rice, Alice Caldwell Hegan
Kentucky -- Fiction
Before Miss Lady and Mrs. Ivy could make their exit, the way was blocked
by a heavy-set, muscular, one-eyed man who placed a hand on either side
of the door jamb and unnecessarily announced that there he was. Frantic
efforts on the part of Phineas to signify to the newcomer by winks
and gestures, that the presence of guests would prevent his talking
business, were without effect.
“You ladies'll have to excuse me,” said the intruder cheerfully, “but
I can't fool with this bunch no longer. It's pay, or git out, this time
and no mistake.”
Maria began to cry, and forgot to jolt the Boarder, and the Boarder who
insisted upon being jolted every instant he was not sleeping or eating,
began to cry also. Whereupon Loreny, who had been laid upon the kitchen
table, heard the noise and felt called upon to add her voice to the
chorus.
By this time Chick and his colleagues, scenting excitement from afar,
had followed its trail and now presented themselves breathless and
interested to await developments. “Puttin' out” was not a particular
novelty in Bean Alley, but the presence of guests added a picturesque
feature.
“If you can wait a week longer,” said Phineas with some attempt at
dignity, “I'll be in a position to settle up to date. I'm expectin' to
git a job--”
At this the rent man threw back his head and laughed, and the youngsters
back of him laughed, and even the Boarder stopped crying a moment to see
what had happened.
“But he really is,” insisted Miss Lady, coming to Phineas' assistance.
“He's going to work the first of the week. Surely you can wait a week
longer.”
“I can, Miss!” said the man in the door, gallantly. “I been waiting a
week longer on Flathers for more'n two months. There ain't absolutely no
use in arguing the matter further. It's pay up, or git out, _to-day_.”
“Well, if this ain't the limit!” said Phineas, with the air of one who
had reached it many times before, but never such a limitless limit as
this.
“But if we pay this month's rent for him, can't you let him make up
the back rent later?” argued Miss Lady, trying to comfort Maria who
threatened to become hysterical.
“When you've known Flathers as long as I have, you won't talk about him
paying up.”
“But you can't put them out like this, with that little baby and no
place to go!”
“There's the Charity Organization, and the Alms House,” suggested Mrs.
Ivy, wiping her eyes through sympathy.
“I'd hate to drive 'em to that,” said the man doggedly, “but I got my
own family to consider, and I ain't what I once was, since I lost my
eye.”
“Poor man,” sighed Mrs. Ivy; “how fortunate It was the left one! How did
it happen?”
“Shot out,” said the man, nothing loath to enter into particulars. “In
a scrap between a pair of young swells that was hangin' round my place.
Shot out in cold blood when I wasn't lookin'.”
“But, my good man, didn't you prosecute?” asked Mrs. Ivy. “You know we
have a Legal Aid Society for just such cases as yours.”
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