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"SIR,--We beg to inform you that one of our Handy Runabout
10-12h-p. cars, for which we recently received your esteemed
order, is now to hand from the varnishers', and will be
delivered at Belton Hall on Tuesday next. As requested, we have
given the clutch-pedal and brake a particularly easy spring,
with a view to the car being driven by a lady.
"Thanking you for past favours, we are, sir yours faithfully,"
"THE DIABLEMENT-ODORANT
MOTOR CO., LTD."
Juggernaut put the letter back into his pocket.
II.
In due course the Belton motor conveyed its owner to Kilchester and
left him there.
"Shall I come back for you, sir?" inquired Mr Vick, the chauffeur. He
was a kindly man, despite his exalted station.
"No, thanks--I'll take the train. But I believe Lady Carr wants you to
take her over to Croxley Dene this afternoon."
"Her ladyship shall be took," said Mr Vick, with an indulgent
smile--Lady Carr was a favourite of his--and forthwith returned to
Belton.
On running the car into the yard he found the coachman, Mr Windebank,
a sadly diminished luminary in these days, putting a polish upon an
unappreciative quadruped.
"You and your machine, Mr Vick," announced Mr Windebank, "is wanted
round at twelve sharp."
It was then eleven-fifteen.
"Ho!" replied the ruffled Mr Vick, feeling much as the Emperor Nero
might have felt on being requested by the most recently immured early
Christian to see that the arena lions were kept a bit quieter
to-morrow night--"ho, indeed!"
"Them's your orders, Mr Vick," said Mr Windebank, resuming the
peculiar dental _obligato_ which seems to be the inseparable
accompaniment of the toilet of a horse, temporarily suspended on this
occasion to enable the performer to discharge his little broadside.
Mr Vick turned off various taps and switches on his dash-board, and
the humming of the engine ceased.
"I take my orders," he proclaimed in majestic tones, "from the master
and missus direct, and from nobody else."
Mr Windebank, after spending some moments in groping for a crushing
rejoinder, replied--
"Well, you'd better go inside and get 'em. And you'd better 'ang a
nosebag on your sparking-plug in the meanwhile," he added, with sudden
and savage irrelevance.
Mr Vick adopted the former of these two suggestions, with the result
that at the hour of noon the car slid submissively round to the front
of the Hall. Presently Daphne appeared, and disregarding the door
which Mr Vick was holding open for her, stepped up into the driver's
seat--the throne itself--and took the wheel in her vigorous little
hands.
"I am going to drive, Vick," she observed cheerfully.
Mr Vick preserved his self-control and smiled faintly.
"I suppose you have a licence, my lady?" he inquired.
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