Lüshun (China) -- History -- Siege, 1904-1905; Russo-Japanese War, 1904-1905
The reason for the preference is appreciated at once by those who have
had experience of both. If you call on the American Consul, there is
no one to bar your way; you walk straight through into the office and
sit down; if you speak English, no other passport or introduction is
required, and you start right in and talk to a man who does understand
your position, does know what you want to do, for he knows men,
and the world, and life, and has not been reared in a cold storage
establishment grappling all his days with Mandarin Chinese and fine
print. And being a man, he is interested in you and in what you say.
Then he says: “I can’t advise you, because you are a British subject;
but if you were an American citizen, I should tell you to do what you
want to do, and you would get through, because, if any Chinese official
wanted to stop you, I should see he didn’t.”
If you call upon a big British Consul on business, it is as well to
be sure that you have all your identification papers on your person,
for you are liable to want them before you reach an inner door. At the
Consulate you are confronted by an array of stalwart Chinese in gaudy
uniforms, and flaunting the red cockade of official employ. There are
corridors and passages, and boards with printed notices thereon; and
doors painted “Private,” and “Judge’s Entrance,” with other legends
forbidding your progress; there is a real British constable, and men
in khaki, and a waiting-room like that of a club doctor’s surgery. You
wait. The place suggests in turn a petty sessions court, a railway
station waiting-room, and the vestry of a Nonconformist Chapel. You
expect to see horse-hair wigs, and horse-hair furniture, and wonder
which is the way to the cells, and whether the Consul has the “Black
Cap,” and if so, where that is kept. After the usual formalities you
may see the Consul; as likely as not he will seem old and careworn,
and look as though it were Sunday and he was not where he ought to be,
but you had caught him. He will fidget with a monocle and shuffle
papers, and gaze round at the plainest of plain official furniture
as though searching for the logograms which his eyes love. And you
will see that his hours of sunshine have been spent under an umbrella
poring over books, and his evenings in gazing at the dust a few feet in
front of a bicycle wheel. And the man will be stiff, and frigid, and
metaphorically covered with the dust of ages, but only metaphorically,
for from the way of him you know that he washes in cold water many
times a day. You know that he goes to bed early, and to most things
has a conscientious objection, and to all enterprise is a passive
resister. You will bore the consul--and he will bore you, for he knows
not your world, nor is he acquainted with the age you live in. He
awes you. It may be 120° F. outside in the sun, but this office and
its occupant produce a soul-chill; you get up and steal silently away
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