A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 03
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 03
English drama
NEW. Ha, ha, ha, ha! now like unto like: it will be none other,
Stoop, gentle knave, and take up your brother.
Why, is it so? and is it even so indeed?
Why then may I say God send us good speed!
And is every one here so greatly unkind,
That I am no sooner out of sight, but quite out of mind?
Marry, this will make a man even weep for woe,
That on such a sudden no man will let me know,
Sith men be so dangerous[329] now at this day:
Yet are women kind worms, I dare well say.
How say you, woman? you that stand in the angle,
Were you never acquainted with Nichol Newfangle?
Then I see Nichol Newfangle is quite forgot,
Yet you will know me anon, I dare jeopard a groat.
Nichol Newfangle is my name, do you not me know?
My whole education to you I shall show.
For first, before I was born, I remember very well,
That my grandsire and I made a journey into hell;
Where I was bound prentice before my nativity
To Lucifer himself, such was my agility.
All kinds of sciences he taught unto me:
That unto the maintenances of pride might best agree.
I learn'd to make gowns with long sleeves and wings:
I learn'd to make ruffs like calves' chitterlings,
Caps, hats, coats, with all kind of apparels,
And especially breeches as big as good barrels.
Shoes, boots, buskins, with many pretty toys:
All kind of garments for men, women, and boys.
Know you me now? I thought that at the last!
All acquaintance from Nichol Newfangle is not pass'd.
Nichol Newfangle was and is, and ever shall be:
And there are but few that are not acquainted with me.
For so soon as my prenticehood was once come out,
I went by and by the whole world about.
[_Here the_ DEVIL _entereth in, but he speaketh not yet_.
_Sancte benedicite_, whom have we here?
Tom Tumbler, or else some dancing bear?
Body of me, it were best go no near:[330]
For ought that I see, it is my godfather Lucifer,
Whose prentice I have been this many a day:
But no more words but mum: you shall hear what he will say.
[_This name_ LUCIFER _must be written on his back and in his breast_.
LU. Ho! mine own boy, I am glad that thou art here!
NEW. He speaketh to you, sir, I pray you come near.
[_Pointing to one standing by._
LU. Nay, thou art even he, of whom I am well apaid.
NEW. Then speak aloof,[331] for to come nigh I am afraid.
LU. Why so, my boy? as though thou diddest never see me.
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