A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 03
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 03
English drama
Lu. I will give thee thanks, when thou hast so done.
_Here entereth in the_ COLLIER.
NEW. Well, godfather, no mo words but mum!
For yonder comes the Collier, as seemeth me.
By the mass, he will make a good mate for thee.
[_The_ DEVIL _walketh aside_.
What, old acquaintance, small remembrance?
Welcome to town with a very vengeance!
Now welcome, Tom Collier, give me thy hand:
As very a knave as any in England.
COLL. By mass, god-a-marsy, my vreend Nichol!
NEW. By God, and welcome, gentle Tom Lick-hole!
COLL. Cham glad to zee thee merry, my vreend Nichol.
And how dost nowadays, good Nichol?
NEW. And nothing else but even plain Nichol?
COLL. I pray thee, tell me how dost, good vreend Lick-hole?
NEW. It is turn'd from Nichol to Lick-hole with Tom Collier.
I say no more, Tom, but hold thy nose there.
COLL. Nay, hold thy tongue, Nichol, till my nose doth come,
So thou shalt take part, and I shall take some.
NEW. Well, Tom Collier, let these things pass away;
Tell me what market thou hast made of thy coal to-day?
COLL. To every bushel cha zold but three peck:
Lo, here be the empty zacks on my neck.
Cha beguil'd the whoresons, that of me ha' bought;
But to beguile me was their whole thought.
NEW. But hast thou no conscience in beguiling thy neighbour?
COLL. No, marry, so ich may gain vor my labour,
It is a common trade nowadays, this is plain,
To cut one another's throat for lucre and gain.
A small vau't[335] as the world is now brought to pass.
NEW. Thou art a good fellow, I swear by the mass:
As fit a companion for the devil as may be.
Lo, godfather Devil, this fellow will match with thee.
[_He taketh him by the hand._
LU. And good Tom Collier thou art welcome to me.
COLL. God amarsy, good Devil, cham glad of thy company.
LU. Like will to like, I see very well.
NEW. Godfather, wilt thou dance a little, before thee go home to hell?
LU. I am content, so that Tom Collier do agree.
COLL. I will never refuse (Devil) to dance with thee.
NEW. Then, godfather, name what the dance shall be.
LU. _Tom Collier of Croydon hath sold his coal._
NEW. Why then have at it, by my father's soul!
[NICHOL NEWFANGLE _must have a gittern or some other instrument (if
it may be); but if he have not, they must dance about the place all
three, and sing this song that followeth, which must be done also,
although they have an instrument_.
_The Song._
_Tom Collier of Croydon hath sold his coals,
And made his market to-day;
And now he danceth with the Devil,
For like will to like alway._
_Wherefore let us rejoice and sing,
Let us be merry and glad;
Sith that the Collier and the Devil
This match and dance hath made._
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