DISSIMULATION. Faith, I cannot help thee: 'tis my fellow Fraud must pleasure thee. Here comes my fellow Fraud: speak to him, and I'll do what I can. _Enter_ FRAUD. ARTIFEX. I beseech you be good unto me, right honest gentleman. FRAUD. Why and whereto? what wouldest thou have me do? ARTIFEX. That my poor estate you will so much prefer, As to get me to be a workman to Lady Lucre; And, sir. I doubt not but to please you so well for your pain, That you shall think very well of me, if I in her service remain. DISSIMULATION. Good fellow Fraud, do so much; for I see he is very willing to live, And some piece of work to thee for thy pains he will give. FRAUD. Well, upon that condition I will; but I care not so much for his gifts, As that he will by my name declare how he came by his great thrifts, And that he will set out in every kind of thing, That Fraud is a good husband, and great profit doth bring. Therefore the next piece of work that thou dost make, Let me see how deceitful thou wilt do it for my sake. ARTIFEX. Yes, I will, sir; of that be you sure: I'll honour your name, while life doth endure. DISSIMULATION. Fellow Fraud, here comes a citizen, as I deem. FRAUD. Nay, rather a lawyer, or some pettifogger he doth seem. _Enter a_ LAWYER. LAWYER. Gentlemen, my earnest suit is to desire ye, That unto your lady's service you would help me; For I am an attorney of the law, and pleader at the bar, And have a great desire to plead for Lady Lucre. I have been earnest, sir, as is needful in such a case, For fear another come before me, and obtain my place. I have pleaded for Love and Conscience, till I was weary: I had many clients, and many matters that made my purse light, and my heart heavy: Therefore let them plead for Conscience that list for me; I'll plead no more for such as brings nothing but beggary. DISSIMULATION. Sir, upon this condition that you will keep men in the law Ten or twelve years for matters that are not worth a straw, And that you will make an ill matter seem good and firmable indeed, Faith, I am content for my part you shall speed. FRAUD. Nay, fellow, thou knowest that Simony and Usury hath an ill-matter in law at this time; Now, if thou canst handle the matter so subtle and fine, As to plead that ill-matter good and firmable at the bar, Then thou shalt show thyself worthy to win Lady Lucre. Therefore tell me if you can or will do it, or no: If you do it, be sure to get my lady's goodwill, ere you go. DISSIMULATION. By my honesty, well-rememb'red: I had quite forgot; 'Tis about that a fortnight ago fell out, the matter I wot.