SIMPLICITY. Faith, no; for they would eat it, if they could get it, when they are a-hungry. But you may be happy, for you have sped well to-day: [_Speaking to_ SINCERITY. You may thank God and good company that you came this way. The parsonage of St Michael's; by'r Lady, if you have nothing else, You shall be sure of a living, beside a good ring of bells. Cousin, I'll tell thee what thou shalt do: sell the bells, and make money. SINCERITY. Thou mayest well be Simplicity, for thou showest thy folly. I have a parsonage, but what? of St Nihil; and Nihil is nothing: Then, where is the church, or any bells for to ring? Thou understandest her not: she was set for to flout. I thought, coining in their names, I should go without. 'Tis easy to see that Lucre loves not Love and Conscience; But God, I trust, will one day yield her just recompense. SIMPLICITY. Cousin, you said that something to me you would give, When you had gotten preferment of Lucre to live, And I trust you will remember your poor cousin Simplicity: You know to Lady Conscience and e'rybody I did speak for you. SINCERITY. Good Simplicity, hold thy peace: my state is yet nought. I will help thee, sure, if ever I get ought. But here comes Sir Nicholas Nemo: to him I will go, And see if for their sakes he will anything bestow. _Enter_ SIR NICHOLAS NEMO. NEMO. You come from Love and Conscience, as seemeth me here, My special good friends, whom I account of most dear: And you are called Sincerity; your state shows the same. You are welcome to me for their sakes, and for your own name; And for their sakes you shall see what I will do for you Without Dissimulation, Fraud, Usury, or Simony; For they will do nothing without some kind of gain, Such cankered corruption in their hearts doth remain. But come in to dinner with me, and when you have din'd, You shall have-- [_Presently go out_. SINCERITY. You shall have--but what? a living that is blown down with the wind. SIMPLICITY. Now, cousin, dismember your friends, seeing two livings you have, One that this man promis'd, and another that Lady Lucre gave. Mass, you'll be a jolly man, and you had three or four more: Let's beg apace, cousin, and we shall get great store. Do thou get some more letters, and I'll get them scribed of Mistress Love and Conscience, And we'll go beg livings together; we'll beg no small pence. How sayest thou, Cousin Sincerity? wut do so mich? If we can speak fair and 'semble, we shall be plaguy rich.