SIMPLICITY. O, do you not perceive the subtlety? Why, sir, the woodmongers hire these poor men to go up and down, with their beetles and wedges on their backs, crying, Have ye any wood to cleave? and laugh to see them travel so loaden with wood and iron. Now, sir, if the poor men go two or three days, and are not set a-work (as sometimes they do), the woodmongers pay them, and gain by it, for then know they there's no wood in the city: then raise they the price of billets so high, that the poor can buy none. Now, sir, if these fellows were barr'd from asking whether there were any wood to cleave or not, the woodmongers need not know but that there were wood, and so billets and faggots would be sold all at one rate. Down with this trade: we shall sit a-cold else, my lords. PLEASURE. I promise you, a wise suit, and done with great discretion. SIMPLICITY. Yea, is it not? might ye not do well to make me of your council? I believe I could spy more faults in a week than you could mend in a month. POLICY. Well, for these three faults, the time serves not now to redress. SIMPLICITY. No, marry; for you three must be married suddenly, and your feast must be dress'd. POMP. Against which feast repair you to Diligence, and he shall appoint you furniture and money, and a place in the show: till when, farewell. SIMPLICITY. Farewell, my lords: farewell, my three lords; and remember that I have set each of ye a fault to mend. Well, I'll go seek Master Diligence, that he may give me forty pence against the feast, sir reverence. [_Exit_. DILIGENCE _and_ FRAUD _step out_[283]. DILIGENCE. What is it, Master Fraud, ye would demand of me? FRAUD. Sir, this you know, though yourself be a man of good reckoning, yet are ye known an officer unto these three lords, and what discredit it were to me, being a noted man, to pass through the streets with you, being an officer; or if any of my friends should suspect me with you, and dog us, and see me committed to Newgate, I were utterly discredited. Here is a purse, sir, and in it two hundred angels: look, sir; you shall tell them. DILIGENCE. Here are so indeed. What mean ye by this? I will not take these to let ye escape. [_Deliver_ FRAUD _the purse again_. FRAUD. I mean not so, sir; nor I will not give half of them to be suffered to escape; for I have done none offence, though it please them to imprison me, and it is but on commandment[284]. I shall not stay long; but I will give you this purse and gold in pawn to be true prisoner, only give me leave to go some other way, and home to my lodging for my boots and other necessaries; for there I'll leave word I am ridden out of town, and with all the haste that possibly I may, I will meet you at Newgate, and give you an angel for your courtesy. There is the purse. [FRAUD _gives him a purse like the other_.