A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 07
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 07
English drama
HOD. Who's there? boy! honest boy, well-met: where hast thou been?
BOY. O Hodge, Dick Coomes hath been as good as a cry of hounds, to make
a breath'd[400] hare of me! but didst thou see my master?
HOD. I met him even now, and he ask'd me for thee, and he is gone up
and down, whooing like[401] an owl for thee.
BOY. Owl, ye ass!
HOD. Ass! no, nor glass, for then it had been Owlglass[402]:
but who's that, boy?
BOY. By the mass, 'tis our Coomes and Nicholas; and it seems they are
providing to fight.
HOD. Then we shall have fine sport, i'faith. Sirrah, let's stand close,
and when they have fought a bout or two, we'll run away with the torch,
and leave them to fight darkling, shall we?
BOY. Content; I'll get the torch: stand close.
COOMES. So now my back hath room to reach: I do not love to be lac'd in,
when I go to lace a rascal. I pray God, Nicholas prove not a fly:[403]
it would do me good to deal with a good man now, that we might have
half-a-dozen good smart strokes. Ha, I have seen the day I could have
danc'd in my fight, one, two, three, four, and five, on the head of him;
six, seven, eight, nine, and ten on the sides of him; and, if I went so
far as fifteen, I warrant I shewed[404] him a trick of one-and-twenty;
but I have not fought this four days, and I lack a little practice of
my ward; but I shall make a shift: ha, close [_Aside_].
--Are ye disposed, sir?
NICH. Yes, indeed, I fear no colours: change sides, Richard.
COOMES. Change the gallows! I'll see thee hang'd first.
NICH. Well, I see the fool will not leave his bable[405] for the Tower
of London.
COOMES. Fool, ye rogue! nay, then, fall to it.
NICH. Good goose, bite not.
COOMES. 'Sblood, how pursy I am! Well, I see exercise is all: I must
practice my weapons oft'ner; I must have a goal or two at foot-ball,
before I come to my right kind [_Aside_].
Give me thy hand, Nicholas: thou art a better man than I took thee for,
and yet thou art not so good a man as I.
NICH. You dwell by ill-neighbours, Richard; that makes ye praise
yourself.
COOMES. Why, I hope thou wilt say I am a man?
NICH. Yes, I'll say so, if I should see ye hang'd.
COOMES. Hang'd, ye rogue! nay, then, have at ye.
[_While they fight, exeunt_ HODGE _and_ BOY _with the torch_.]
Zounds, the light is gone!
NICH. O Lord, it is as dark as pitch!
COOMES. Well, here I'll lie, with my buckler thus, lest striking up and
down at randall[406] the rogue might hurt me, for I cannot see to save
it, and I'll hold my peace, lest my voice should bring him where I am.
[_Stand aside_.]
NICH. 'Tis good to have a cloak for the rain; a bad shift is better than
none at all; I'll sit here, as if I were as dead as a door-nail.
[_Stand aside_.][407]
_Enter_ MR BARNES _and_ MR GOURSEY.
MR GOUR. Hark! there's one hallooes.
MR BARNES. And there's another.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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