GRIM. I am not skilled in your rhyming. Master Parson; but that which is bred in the flesh will never come out of the bone. I have seen as much as another man; my travel should teach me. There's never a day in the week but I carry coals from Croydon to London; and now, when I rise in the morning to harness my horses, and load my cart, methinks I have a tailor sewing stitches in my heart: when I am driving my cart, my heart that wanders one way, my eyes they leer another, my feet they lead me, I know not whither, but now and then into a slough over head and ears; so that poor Grim, that before was over shoes in love, is now over head and ears in dirt and mire. SHO. Well, Grim, my counsel shall suffice To help thee; but in any wise Be rul'd by me, and thou shalt see, As thou lov'st her, she shall love thee. GRIM. A lard![443] but do you think that will be so? I should laugh till I tickle to see that day, and forswear sleep all the next night after. O Master Parson, I am so haltered in affection, that I may tell you in secret, [since] here's nobody else hears me, I take no care how I fill my sacks. Every time I come to London, my coals are found faulty; I have been five times pilloried, my coals given to the poor, and my sacks burnt before my face. It were a shame to speak this, but truth will come to light. O Joan! thou hast thrown the coal-dust of thy love into my eyes, and stricken me quite blind. SHO. Now, afore God, the collier chooseth well; For beauty Jug doth bear away the bell, And I love her: then, collier, thou must miss, For Parson Shorthose vows, Jug shall be his. [_Aside_.] But hear'st thou, Grim, I have that in my head, To plot that how thou shalt the maiden wed. GRIM. But are you sure you have that in your head? O, for a hammer to knock that out! one blow at your pate would lay all open to me, and make me as wise as you. SHO. Think'st thou I do so often look For nothing on my learned book, As that I cannot work the feat? I warrant I'll the miller cheat, And make Jug thine, in spite of him. Will this content thee, neighbour Grim? GRIM. Content me! ay, and so highly, that if you do this feat for me, you hire me to you as one hireth an ox or an ass: to use, to ride, to spur, or anything; yours to demand, miserable Grim! Joan's handmaid! for so I have called myself ever since last May-day, when she gave me her hand to kiss. SHO. Well, let's away; and in all haste About it, ere the day be pass'd; And ever after, if thou hast her, Acknowledge me to be thy master. GRIM. I wool, sir: come, let's away, the best drink in Croydon's yours; I have it for you, even a dozen of jugs, to Jug's health. [_Exeunt both_. _Enter_ EARL MORGAN, EARL LACY, MARIAN.