BUT. Faith, 'tis to be doubted; for precious pearl will hardly be bought without precious stones, and I think there's scarce one indifferent one to be found betwixt you three: yet since there is some hope ye may prove honest, as by the death of your fathers you are proved rich, walk severally; for I, knowing you all three to be covetous tug-muttons, will not trust you with the sight of each other's beauty, but will severally talk with you: and since you have deigned in this needful portion of wedlock to be ruled by me, Butler will most bountifully provide wives for you generally. ALL. Why, that's honestly said. [_He walks with each apart_. BUT. Why so: and now first to you, sir knight. ILF. Godamercy. BUT. You see this couple of abominable woodcocks here. ILF. A pox on them! absolute coxcombs. BUT. You heard me tell them I had intelligence to give of three gentlewomen. ILF. True. BUT. Now indeed, sir, I have but the performance of one. ILF. Good. BUT. And her I do intend for you, only for you. ILF. Honest butler. BUT. Now, sir, she being but lately come to this town, and so nearly watched by the jealous eyes of her friends, she being a rich heir,[406] lest she should be stolen away by some dissolute prodigal or desperate-estated spendthrift, as you have been, sir-- ILF. O, but that's passed, butler. BUT. True, I know't, and intend now but to make use of them, flatter them with hopeful promises, and make them needful instruments. ILF. To help me to the wench? BUT. You have hit it--which thus must be effected: first by keeping close your purpose. ILF. Good. BUT. Also concealing from them the lodging, beauty, and riches of your new, but admirable mistress. ILF. Excellent. BUT. Of which your following happiness if they should know, either in envy of your good or hope of their own advancement, they'd make our labours known to the gentlewoman's uncles, and so our benefit be frustrate. ILF. Admirable, butler. BUT. Which done, all's but this: being, as you shall be, brought into her company, and by my praising your virtues, you get possession of her love, one morning step to the Tower, or to make all sure, hire some stipendiary priest for money--for money in these days what will not be done, and what will not a man do for a rich wife?--and with him make no more ado but marry her in her lodging, and being married, lie with her, and spare not. ILF. Do they not see us, do they not see us? let me kiss thee, let me kiss thee, butler! let but this be done, and all the benefit, requital and happiness I can promise thee for't, shall be this--I'll be thy rich master, and thou shalt carry my purse. BUT. Enough, meet me at her lodging some half an hour hence: hark, she lies--[407] ILF. I ha't. BUT. Fail not. ILF. Will I live? BUT. I will, but shift off these two rhinoceros. ILF. Widgeons, widgeons: a couple of gulls! BUT. With some discourse of hope to wive them too, and be with you straight.