A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 10
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 10
English drama
HOST. If I go steal any more venison, I am a paradox: foot, I
can scarce bear the sin of my flesh in the day, 'tis so heavy:
if I turn not honest, and serve the good Duke of Norfolk as a
true mareterraneum skinker[304] should do, let me never look
higher than the element of a constable.
MILLER. By the mass, there are some watchmen; I hear them name
master constable: I would my mill were an eunuch, and wanted
her stones, so I were hence.
HOST. Who's there?
MILLER. Tis the constable, by this light: I'll steal hence,
and if I can meet mine host Blague, I'll tell him how Smug is
ta'en, and will him to look to himself. [_Exit._
HOST. What the devil is that white thing? this same is a
churchyard, and I have heard that ghosts and villanous goblins
have been seen here.
_Enter_ SEXTON _and_ PRIEST.
PRIEST. Grass and hay! O, that I could conjure! we saw a spirit
here in the churchyard; and in the fallow field there's the
devil with a man's body upon his back in a white sheet.
SEX. It may be a woman's body, Sir John.
PRIEST. If she be a woman, the sheets damn her.
Lord bless us, what a night of mortality is this!
HOST. Priest!
PRIEST. Mine host!
HOST. Did you not see a spirit all in white cross you at the
stile?
SEX. O no, mine host; but there sat one in the porch: I have
not breath enough left to bless me from the devil.
HOST. Who's that?
PRIEST. The sexton, almost frightened out of his wits. Did you
see Banks or Smug?
HOST. No, they are gone to Waltham, sure. I would fain hence;
come, let's to my house: I'll ne'er serve the Duke of Norfolk
in this fashion again whilst I breathe. If the devil be
among us, it's time to hoist sail, and cry roomer.[305] Keep
together; sexton, thou art secret. What! let's be comfortable
one to another.
PRIEST. We are all mortal, mine host.
HOST. True; and I'll serve God in the night hereafter afore the
Duke of Norfolk. [_Exeunt._
_Enter_ SIR ARTHUR CLARE _and_ SIR RALPH JERNINGHAM,[306]
_trussing their points, as newly up._
SIR RALPH. Good-morrow, gentle knight;
A happy day after your short night's rest.
SIR ARTH. Ha, ha! Sir Ralph, stirring so soon indeed?
By'r Lady, sir, rest would have done right well:
Our riding late last night has made me drowsy.
Go to, go to, those days are gone with us.
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