A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 10
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 10
English drama
VOT. His very name shoots like a fever through me,
Now hot, now cold: which cheek shall I turn toward him,
For fear he should read guiltiness in my looks?
I would he would keep from hence, like a wise man:
'Tis no place for him now; I would not see him
Of any friend alive! it is not fit
We two should come together, we have abus'd
Each other mightily; he used me ill
T'employ me thus, and I have used him worse;
I'm too much even with him----
_Enter_ ANSELMUS.
Yonder's a sight of him.
WIFE. My lov'd and honour'd lord? Most welcome, sir.
LEO. O, there's a kiss! methinks my lord might taste
Dissimulation rank in't, if he had wit.
He takes but of the breath of his friend's life,
A second kiss is hers, but that she keeps
For her first friend: we women have no cunning!
[_Aside._
WIFE. You parted strangely from me.
ANS. That's forgotten!
Votarius, I make speed to be in thine arms.
VOT. You never 'come too soon, sir.
ANS. How goes business? [_Aside._
VOT. Pray, think upon some other subject, sir.
What news at court?
ANS. Pish! answer me. [_Aside._
VOT. Alas! sir, would you have me work my wonders,
To strike fire out of ye? y' are a strange lord, sir;
Put me to possible things, and find 'em finish'd
At your return to me; I can say no more. [_Aside._
ANS. I see by this thou didst not try her throughly. [_Aside._
VOT. How, sir, not throughly! by this light, he lives not,
That could make trial of a woman better. [_Aside._
ANS. I fear thou wast too slack. [_Aside._
VOT. Good faith, you wrong me, sir.
She never found it so. [_Aside._
ANS. Then I've a jewel,
And nothing shall be thought too precious for her.
I may advance my forehead, and breathe[462] purely:
Methinks I see her worth with clear eyes now.
O, when a man's opinion is at peace,
'Tis a fine life to marry! no state's like it. [_Aside._
My worthy lady, freely I confess
To thy wrong'd heart my passion had a-late
Put rudeness on me, which I now put off:
I will no more seem so unfashionable
For pleasure and the chamber of a lady.
WIFE. I'm glad you're chang'd so well, sir.
[_Exeunt_ WIFE _and_ ANSELMUS.
VOT. Thank himself for't.
LEO. This comes like physic, when the party's dead.
Flows kindness now, when 'tis so ill-deserv'd?
This is the fortune still: well, for this trick
I'll save my husband and his friend a labour:
I'll never marry as long as I am honest,
For commonly queans have the kindest husbands.
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