A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 10
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 10
English drama
FRIS. Ah, sirrah, now I know what manner of thing Paul's is;
I did so mar'l[507] afore what it was, out of all count; for
my master would say, would I had Paul's full of gold; my young
mistress and Grimkin Taylor would wish they had Paul's full of
needles. I once asked my master half a yard of frieze to make
me a coat, and he cried, Whoop holiday! it was big enough to
make Paul's a nightgown. I have been told that Duke Humfrey
dwells here, and that he keeps open house, and that a brave
sort of Cameleers[508] dine with him every day: now if I could
see any vision in the world towards dinner, I would set in a
foot. But the best is, as the ancient English Roman orator
saith, Solame-men, misers, housewives, and so forth[509]. The
best is, that I have great store of company, that do nothing
but go up and down, and go up and down, and make a grumbling
together, that the meat is so long making ready. Well, if I
could meet this scurvy Frenchman, they should stay me, for I
would be gone home.
_Enter_ ANTHONY.
ANTH. I beseech you, monsieur, give me audience.
FRIS. What would you have? What should I give you?
ANTH. Pardon, sir, mine uncivil and presumptuous intrusion,
who endeavour nothing less, than to provoke or exasperate you
against me.
FRIS. They say, a word to the wise is enough, so by this little
French that he speaks, I see he is the very man I seek for.
Sir, I pray, what is your name?
ANTH. I am nominated Monsieur La Mouche, and rest at your bon
service.
FRIS. I understand him partly yea, and partly nay. Can you
speak French? Content pour vous, monsieur, madame.
ANTH. If I could not, sir, I should ill-understand you; you
speak the best French that ever trod upon shoe of leather.
FRIS. Nay, I can speak more languages than that: This is
Italian, is it not--Nelle slurde curtezana?
ANTH. Yes, sir, and you speak it like a very natural.
FRIS. I believe you well. Now for Dutch--Ducky de do, wat heb
ye gebrought?
ANTH. I pray stop your mouth, for I never heard such Dutch
before broached.
FRIS. Nay, I think you have not met with no peasant. Hear you,
Master Mouse (so your name is, I take it), I have considered
of your learning in these aforesaid languages, and find you
reasonable so, so. Now this is the matter: can you take the
ease to teach these tongues to two or three gentlewomen of mine
acquaintance, and I will see you paid for your labour.
ANTH. Yes, sir, and that most willingly.
FRIS. Why then, Master Mouse, to their use I entertain ye,
which had not been but for the troubles of the world, that I
myself have no leisure to show my skill. Well, sir, if you'll
please to walk with me, I'll bring you to them. [_Exeunt._
SCENE II.
_Enter_ LAURENTIA, MARINA, _and_ MATHEA.
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