A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 10
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 10
English drama
PIS. Now, afore God, she is a sweet, smug girl!
One might do good on her; the flesh is frail,
Man hath infirmity, and such a bride
Were able to change age to hot desire.
Hark you, sweetheart:
To-morrow are my daughters to be wed,
I pray you, take the pains to go with them.
WAL. If, sir, you'll give me leave, I'll wait on them.
PIS. Yes, marry, shall you, and a thousand thanks:
Such company as you my daughters want;
Maids must grace maids when they are married.
Is't not a merry life, think'st thou, to wed,
For to embrace, and to be embrac'd abed.
WAL. I know not what you mean, sir.
Here's an old ferret, pole-cat. [_Aside._
PIS. You may do, if you'll follow mine advice.
I tell thee, mouse, I knew a wench as nice.
Well, she's at rest, poor soul, I mean my wife:
That thought (alas! good heart) love was a toy,
Until--well, that time is gone and pass'd away--
But why speak I of this? Hark ye, sweeting,
There's more in wedlock than the name can show;
And now (by'r Lady) you are ripe in years.
And yet take heed, wench, there lies a pad in straw;
WAL. Old fornicator! had I my dagger,
I'd break his costard. [_Aside._
PIS. Young men are slippery, fickle, wavering;
Constant abiding graceth none but age;
Then maids should now wax wise, and [should] do so,
As to choose constant men, let fickle go.
Youth's unregarded and unhonoured:
An ancient man doth make a maid a matron,
And is not that an honour, how say you?
How say you?
WAL. Yes, forsooth.
O old lust, will you never let me go. [_Aside._
PIS. You say right well; and do but think thereon,
How husband's honour'd years, long car'd-for wealth,
Wise stayedness, experienc'd government,
Doth grace the maid, that thus is made a wife,
And you will wish yourself such, on my life.
WAL. I think I must turn womankind altogether, and scratch out
his eyes; for as long as he can see me, he'll ne'er let me go.
[_Aside._
PIS. But go, sweetheart, to bed: I do thee wrong.
The lateness now makes all our talk seem long. [_Exit._
How now, Mouche, be the girls abed?
ANTH. Mathea, and it like you, fain would sleep,
But only tarrieth for her bed-fellow.
PIS. Ha! say you well: come, light her to her chamber.
Good rest wish I to thee. Wish so to me;
Then Susan and Pisaro shall agree.
Think but what joy is near your bed-fellow:
Such may be yours. Take counsel of your pillow:
To-morrow we'll talk more; and so good night,
Think what is said may be, if all hit right.
WAL. What, have I pass'd the pikes? knows he not Ned?
I think I have deserved his daughter's bed.
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