A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 11
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 11
English drama
W. RASH. Now God bless the man: he had better choose a wench that has
been bred and born in an alley: her tongue is a perpetual motion;
thought is not so swift as it is; and, for pride, the woman that had her
ruff poked by the devil is but a puritan to her.[158] Thou couldst never
have fastened thy affection on a worse subject; she'll flout faster
than a court waiting-woman in progress[159]; any man that comes in the
way of honesty does she set her mark upon, that is, a villanous jest;
for she is a kind of poetess, and will make ballads upon the calves of
your legs. I prythee, let her alone, she'll never make a good wife for
any man, unless it be a leather-dresser; for perhaps he in time may turn
her.
GERA. Thou hast a privilege to utter this:
But, by my life, my own blood could not 'scape
A chastisement for thus profaning her
Whose virtues sit above men's calumnies.
Had mine own brother spoke thus liberally,[160]
My fury should have taught him better manners.
LONG. No more words, as you fear a challenge.
W. RASH. I may tell thee in thine ear, I am glad to hear what I do; I
pray God send her no worse husband, nor he no worse wife.
Do you hear, love, will you take your cloak and rapier,
And walk abroad into some wholesome air?
I do much fear thy infection: good counsel,
I see, will do no good on thee; but pursue the end,
And to thy thoughts I'll prove a faithful friend. [_Exeunt._
_Enter_ SPENDALL, NAN TICKLEMAN, SWEATMAN, PURSENET, _and a_ DRAWER.
SPEND. Here's a spacious room to walk in: sirrah, set down the candle,
and fetch us a quart of ipocras[161], and so we'll part.
SWEAT. Nay, faith, son, we'll have a pottle; let's ne'er be covetous in
our young days.
SPEND. A pottle, sirrah; do you hear?
DRAWER. Yes, sir, you shall.
SPEND. How now, wench! how dost?
TICKLE. Faith, I am somewhat sick; yet I should be well enough if I had
a new gown.
SPEND. Why, here's my hand; within these three days thou shalt have one.
SWEAT. And will you, son, remember me for a new forepart? by my troth,
my old one is worn so bare, I am ashamed anybody should see't.
SPEND. Why, did I ever fail of my promise?
SWEAT. No, in sincerity, didst thou not.
_Enter_ DRAWER.
DRAWER. Here's a cup of rich ipocras. [_Exit._
SPEND. Here, sister, mother, and Master Pursenet: nay, good sir, be not
so dejected; for, by this wine, to-morrow I will send you stuff for a
new suit, and as much as shall line you a cloak clean through.
PURSE. I thank you, and shall study to deserve----
SPEND. Here, boy, fill, and hang that curmudgeon, that's good for nobody
but himself.
PURSE. Heroicly spoken, by this candle! 'tis pity thou wert not made a
lord.
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