A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 11
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A Select Collection of Old English Plays, Volume 11
English drama
But see where she comes! I knew she had not power enough to stay another
sending for. O lords! what are we? our names enforce beauty to fly,
being sent for. [_Aside._] Morrow, pretty Beck: how dost?
REB. I rather should enquire your lordship's health, seeing you up at
such an early hour. Was it the toothache, or else fleas disturbed you?
Y. LORD W. Do you think I am subject to such common infirmities? Nay,
were I diseased, I'd scorn but to be diseased like a lord, i' faith. But
I can tell you news, your fellow virgin-hole player,[378] my sister, is
stolen away to-night.
REB. In truth. I am glad on't; she is now free from the jealous eye of a
father. Do not ye suspect, my lord, who it should be that has carried
her away?
Y. LORD W. No, nor care not; as she brews, so let her bake; so said the
ancient proverb. But, lady, mine that shall be, your father hath
wished[379] me to appoint the day with you.
REB. What day, my lord?
Y. LORD W. Why, of marriage; or as the learned historiographer[380]
writes, Hymen's holidays, or nuptial ceremonious rites.
REB. Why, when would you appoint that, my lord?
Y. LORD W. Why, let me see, I think the tailor may despatch all our
vestures in a week: therefore, it shall be directly this day se'ennight.
P. SER. God give you joy!
REB. Of what, I pray, you impudence? This fellow will go near to take
his oath that he hath seen us plight faiths together; my father keeps
him for no other cause than to outswear the truth. My lord, not to hold
you any longer in a fool's paradise, nor to blind you with the hopes I
never intend to accomplish, know, I neither do, can, or will love you.
Y. LORD W. How! not love a lord? O indiscreet young woman! Indeed, your
father told me how unripe I should find you: but all's one, unripe fruit
will ask more shaking before they fall than those that are; and my
conquest will seem the greater still. [_Aside._]
P. SER. Afore God, he is a most unanswerable lord, and holds her to't,
i' faith.
Y. LORD W. Nay, you could not have pleased me better, than seeing you so
invincible, and of such difficult attaining to. I would not give a pin
for the society of a female that should seem willing; but give me a
wench that hath disdainful looks;
For 'tis denial whets an appetite,
When proffer'd service doth allay delight.
REB. The fool's well-read in vice. [_Aside._] My lord, I hope you
hereafter will no farther insinuate in the course of your affections;
and, for the better withdrawing from them, you may please to know, I
have irrevocably decreed never to marry.
Y. LORD W. Never to marry! Peter, I pray bear witness of her words that,
when I have attained her, it may add to my fame and conquest.
REB. Yes, indeed, an't like your lordship.
Y. LORD W. Nay, ye must think, Beck, I know how to woo; ye shall find no
bashful university-man of me.
REB. Indeed, I think y' had ne'er that bringing up. Did you ever study,
my lord?
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